Because I don't want to suffer alone...

[LadyoftheRabbits]

Dear God. I have no words.

http://www.objectiveministries.org/

The kids section is particularly charming. :puke:

[mwdem]

1. In the kid's drawing with Jesus on the bed with him, is Timmy peeing on himself?

And why does Jesus look like Satan?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

3. Yeeeah...

Those can be somewhat... interesting. 0.o :P

[ThomCat]

2. Okay, now I'm going to be ill.

x(

Wow. Just... wow. :(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

6. I know

I got so angry with the part about infiltrating a Druidic "cult." I've been studying pagan faiths for a while now, and their "facts" are absolute B.S. x(

[ThomCat]

10. It's amazing how flexible their idea of truth is.

I hate people who think they have a god given right to harass anyone, anywhere, at any time, under any circumstances so long as they're preaching about God. But anyone who wants to be left alone is violating THEIR rights.
:nuke:

I want to reach through the computer and start slapping people. x(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

16. Exactly.

This got my blood pressure up. I love their advice to kids about 'encountering' atheists like they're some kind of wild animal. :eyes:

[huskerlaw]

4. Why do Fundie websites always look like shit?

Not even the content...I'm just talking about the layouts/colors/fonts/etc.

Why does God hate decent HTML? What has it ever done to Him?


;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

9. *snerk*

I've noticed that... I suppose in their extreme zeal for "saving" people, they lose all caring about the format. :P

[knitter4democracy]

5. Laughing my ass off at the creation "facts"!

http://www.objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html

Really. Really?! Oh. my. goodness. Really.

[MrCoffee]

7. do you go out looking for these?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

12. Good gracious no

My roommate made me look at it this afternoon, and since then it's been like watching a really awful car wreck. :P

[lost-in-nj]

8. Does your mother know you visit these sites???!

Do we need to do an intervention?????





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[LadyoftheRabbits]

14. Ha!

Well, not yet. But their very persuasive methods and facts just might sway me. :sarcasm: :P

[lizziegrace]

41. I do now!

;)



:rofl:

[Roon]

11. I love the pic of the kid grabbing jesus' ass

[mzteris]

24. all those pics of "Jesus" were smarmy, weren't they?

And eerily similar to be drawn by different "kids", eh?

[Roon]

33. True eom

[ThomCat]

37. We all know damned well those were drawn

by one person with MSPaint or some other similar software. It's just one more damned lie on that site.

[Cabcere]

13. This is a joke...right?

Right?! :scared: Please, someone restore my faith in humanity...

~Cabcere (who is a Christian, but not a hate-filled fanatic)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

15. I wish!

It's sites/people like this that make Christianity look bad. :scared:

~Lelapin, who was more or less raised Christian

[Critters2]

17. I particularly enjoyed this page...

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown/


They're upset about Landover Baptist, proving once again that Fundies have no sense of humor.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

19. I just...

...have no words. Wow. :scared:

[Cabcere]

21. At first I thought that this site was a take-off of Landover Baptist...

and then I saw that page and realized these people are for real. :scared: :crazy:

[Bucky]

39. No, they're not.

It's a parody.

Did you know that in the Garden of Eden,
dinosaurs were vegetarians (plant eaters)?
God told us so in the Bible (Gen. 1:30)!
Creation Science researchers think that God
gave T. Rex his sharp teeth to crack open
coconuts! Isn't that cool?
This is parody


This is parody


And this is TOTALLY parody
cool, but parody

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Amazing true vocabulary

triclavianism
infralapsarianism
prosopon
hypostatic
homoousian
supra-adult
Agapic vertigo
Waldensian protoanabaptism
syncopated doxology
paedobaptism
missiological
manumission
soteriological
ultramontane
adiaphoric

All found on this one page: http://www.objectiveministries.org/pastorscorner/
I am sure there are many other multisyllabic gems elsewhere on the site.

[Critters2]

22. And I'm guilty of 7 or 8 of these heresies.

Just did a little paedobaptisin' Sunday morning, followed by a syncopated doxology (on a horse, a pretty good horse...). Then the family of the victim took me out to lunch. Where I shared with them my soteriological infralapsarianism. It turns out they were supralapsarian. So, as you can imagine, hilarity ensued.

[Ellen Forradalom]

34. Was anyone treated

for Agapic vertigo?

[Critters2]

35. I hand out prophylactics for that

before any paedobaptism. Ya don't work in this business for 21 years without picking up a little wisdom along the way!!

[knitter4democracy]

25. That page is massively disturbing.

*shudder*

Messed up thinking all over it. The way he writes, though, I could see some thinking it's all logical and true. I sure hope no one falls for that crap.

[Kerrytravelers]

20. I just love the call to close down the Landover baptist site for anti-Christian beliefs in America.

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown/


OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown

By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff

Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.




:crazy:

[mzteris]

23. no evil coffee, but buy our energy drink:

:puke:

http://www.1in3trinity.com/drink.html

[mzteris]

26. ABSTINENCE SHORTS???

These boxer shorts feature the Zounds YRM logo with the inspirational words "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!" A great way to show the youths that abstinence is "where it's at".

Enjoy the roomy comfort of our sexy boxers as underwear or sleepwear. They’re 100% cotton, open fly…for thinking outside the boxers. Boxers, because you don’t want to be brief.

[Capn Sunshine]

27. OMG! It's Landover Baptist!

I wondered what happened to them!!

[Critters2]

28. No, it's a legit bunch of Fundies

who are trying to get Landover Baptist shut down...

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown /

[Orsino]

29. Exposed as a fraud...

...thanks to expert investigative journalists working for OM. Apparently Betty Bowers isn't even a real person, much less a Baptist.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. 'Brendon drew him and me skate boarding! YAY!'

"By riding on the base of God's skate board
we can zip past all the bad things!
ISN'T SKATE BOARDING COOL?"



And if you ride GOD's skate board, YOU DON'T NEED A HELMET! YAY! :bounce:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

31. it's a parody website

I remember seeing this site linked from landover baptist(another fundie parody site)

I don't think a real christian website would have an "all your base" reference.

[rockymountaindem]

32. Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew is clearly the cool one of the bunch

Although I'm not sure what he's doing spending his time with those peeps when he could be enjoying some tasty hamentashen over at shul...

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. ATTENTION HELL-MART SHOPPERS

HAHAHAHAHA

[gmoney]

38. Damn! They're on to us!

"The so-called "American Atheists" -- an oxymoron if ever there was -- is the largest Atheist organization operating in our nation. They have as their logo (fig. 5) what is clearly a combination of a nuclear atom with a missile head, such as the nuclear warheads used by the Soviets (fig. 6). They claim this logo is merely symbolic of their worship of science, but its true purpose is to signal to their compatriots their goal to obtain nuclear devices to use against Christians."

How are those plans going to create a nuclear device that would only target fundies?

[lizziegrace]

40. Oh Lelapin

I wish M hadn't found this site. :(


"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"

[LadyoftheRabbits]

42. That's hilarious

If someone did that to me, I'd be tempted to start screaming and waving my arms wildly, running after them. :P

[lizziegrace]

43. *snort*

and you *would* too!