If the lounge is now a Sovereign Nation - what position will you nominate yourself for?

[LynneSin]

I'm am nominating myself for Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge.

What do you want to be nominated for?

[MrCoffee]

1. Ambassador to playboy.com

[Dr. Strange]

11. In that case, I want to be MrCoffee's assistant. tiaihtsdcotywwytdycybidyd

[MrCoffee]

28. you just wanna be under-secretary to PMOY

you're hired.

[Dr. Strange]

103. Life is sweet!

Will I need a passport?

[lizziegrace]

2. Lounge Endowment for the Arts

that can be take *so* many different ways...

[ThomCat]

22. Oh good. Would it be your job

to determine how well endowed people are, for um... artistic purposes? :9

[lizziegrace]

63. Of course

artistic purposes...

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

3. Taser test dummy.

[MrCoffee]

4. you're hired, bro.

[ohiosmith]

6. dankt bruder

[Broken_Hero]

5. ........

Lounge Kryptonian Historian(and Warrior when need be).....

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Walmart greeter.

:-)

[WilliamPitt]

8. Secretary of Boston Sports Asshattery.

:)

[lost-in-nj]

9. I want to be

Entertainment director......

yup....

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

we could have an Olive Garden night
EVERY WEEK!!!!!


lost

[Parche]

10. Official Taserist

I love to Taser...............:bounce: :woohoo:

[lost-in-nj]

16. Don't you mean

Tsarist????


LOL


lost

[sarge43]

12. Dibs on the popcorn concession. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

13. I already made myself Dictator for Life:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7064464&mesg_id=7067226

And as my first act as dictator, I've mandated free beer for all and a hot tub in every back yard!

[LynneSin]

17. But wait - I'm the Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge.

Which means I get to knight people too!

[SteppingRazor]

18. Fair enough, just so long as I get to live in a palace and issue decrees that no one follows. n/t

[LynneSin]

20. And I get all the great benefit concerts with kickass rock bands done in my honor

I think we can be in agreeance

[SteppingRazor]

21. Agreed -- as long as I get boxed seats to all the concerts and all the booze I can drink...

plus, ThomCat, the Lord Dictator of Pharmaceuticals and Expense Accounts (see post below) has to give me all pharmaceuticals I desire for the duration of the benefit concert.

[ThomCat]

46. I can agree to that,

Beloved dictator for life. :7

[SteppingRazor]

48. Excellent. We're all settled then. Not that I'd necessarily need all those pharmies, you understand.

But as a wise man once said, once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[LynneSin]

102. Just make sure you're stashed when your Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge..

has a raging case of PMS. She hates to suffer

[ThomCat]

107. Absolutely, your majesty.

You will never do without. :)

[hisownpetard]

144. Ya mean, you just wanna be a... Dad? nt

[Bucky]

14. Missionary

or, failing that, tiaihtsdcotywwytdycybidyd-in-chief.

[ThomCat]

15. Lord Dictator of Pharmacuticals and Expense Accounts.

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

51. You just made a new friend:

Rush Blimpbutt is crawling at your feet!

[ThomCat]

52. It's easier to kick him when he's down there.

:grr:

[jeff30997]

57. LOL!

Give him a few kicks in the nuts for me!:rofl:

[Va Lefty]

19. Secretary of Alcohol Consumption

[SeattleGirl]

23. Lounge Spiritual Leader.

After all, I AM SeattleGirl, The Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure.

[jeff30997]

58. Spiritual Leader ? The place is already taken.

Va Lefty is Secretary of Alcohol Consumption so he's in charge of the Spirits.:)

[SeattleGirl]

69. No, no, you don't understand. Va Lefty is in charge of the alcohol, yes.

But I am in charge of providing all the other pleasures in the lounge!

[jeff30997]

87. Ok then...

Provide me pleasure.A good spanking should do the trick.:)

[SeattleGirl]

97. As you wish!

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

117. Hehehe

:evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

24. Official Kitty Appreciater

Kitties:



:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:


See? I'm very good at my job.

[ThomCat]

27. Aww.... I want one.

:loveya:

I can't have one, because I already have 3. But I want one. :(

[Arugula Latte]

29. Me too. I have three (all indoor) plus a bunny.

Yet I'm jonesin' for another kitty. They are addictive!

:hi:

[av8rdave]

25. Minister of Undergarment Compliance

[ThomCat]

26. Do you require that we wear some, or that we don't?

:shrug:

[av8rdave]

30. As the minister, that's completely up to me!

[ThomCat]

33. What? No checks or balances upon your arbitrary authority?

:nuke::grr::nuke:











I want a spot on your staff! :P

[av8rdave]

34. Deal! You're in charge of the male division...I'll take care of the female

[ThomCat]

45. Woo Hoo!

I'll need a team of people to model the latest so that I can officially decide what is acceptable and what isn't.

And I'll need to see examples of men with and without so I can make that comparison too.

This is going to be a very time consuming job. I think I'll like this. :P

[lizziegrace]

64. I think you're up to the task

:)


Soldier on...

[av8rdave]

96. I think I'll like my part too...sounds like we'll be a great team!

[lizziegrace]

67. Thomcat will need help with the male division

I'll take over as under-secretary. :D

[ThomCat]

70. Undersecretary for men's underwear!

Director of Package Inspections! :applause:

[lizziegrace]

73. ...

:evilgrin:


hehe

[av8rdave]

98. He may have as large a staff as he feels he needs. Me, on the other hand...

I work better alone!

[ThomCat]

100. You're going to be a very busy man.

:7

Pace yourself. You've got a lot to do.

[av8rdave]

101. I'm willing to make the sacrifice. The greater good and all that

[lizziegrace]

118. ...

:patriot:

[Crabby Appleton]

31. Brewmaster General

An very important cabinet position and I'll have a snazzy uniform.

[matcom]

32. DS1's Concubine

oh wait :think:

[Drum]

35. Designated Hitter

:evilgrin:

:spank:

[MrCoffee]

36. you've already got a job all lined up...in the salt mines.

[Drum]

56. Awww, salt mines?

I've already got a position like that!

OK, how 'bout something related, but with a little fresh air...Minister of Desalinization (if not Sultan of Swat)?

[Arugula Latte]

38. I first read that as "Designated Hitler."

Nice post, Hitter.

:)

[Cabcere]

47. I did too!

:rofl: :hi:

[krispos42]

147. Nice post, Hitter

:rofl:

[LSK]

37. spy from GD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7065646&mesg_id=7065646

:popcorn:

[Redstone]

39. Not a goodamn thing, thank you very much. I'm lazy, and am perfectly happy to

have the people with ambition do all the work.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

41. I know! You can be the Official Observer of the Lounge.

You don't have to do a thing; just sit back, relax, and watch over the rest of us.

[Redstone]

43. As long as there are no fixed hours, no reporting requirement, and no duties.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

44. Absolutely none, Redstone.

You may observe at your leisure; nothing is required.

[Redstone]

59. OK, you have a deal.

Redstone

[zabet]

40. Official

firefly watcher.
:hi:

[SPKrazy]

42. As Emperor

I will consider all positions now open :D


:rofl:

[cobalt1999]

49. Secretary of the Navy.

I'll be out on my boat if anyone needs me!

[SKKY]

143. OH NO YOU WON'T!!!!

As the SECDEF, I order you to get back to the Dodecagon (It's my world, right?) and get back behind your desk. You've got ships, subs, and planes to order around!!!

[hisownpetard]

145. Can I be in charge of the Italian subs? nt

[SKKY]

153. Noted....

...I appoint you COMITSUBCOM. Commander, Italian Sub Command.

[hisownpetard]

157. Thanks, Sailor! Do you like extra oregano and oil on your sub?

[EstimatedProphet]

50. Official Corrector to the Lifetime Benevolent Queen

[ThomCat]

53. I understand that's a lifetime position with a high turnover.

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

104. Oh you're evil

:grr:

[rug]

54. Arbiter of Breasts

[ThomCat]

112. I can't believe you're not getting competition for that job.

:P

[jeff30997]

55. The Official Genetically Modified Expanded Corn Provider.

In other words,I'm in charge of the popcorn.Want some ?:popcorn:

[FloridaJudy]

60. Secretary of Leisure

Okay, people. Don't just do something: sit there!

[jeff30997]

62. In that case...

Can I be Secretary of Pleasure ? I need the approval of the Secretary of Leisure,it's in the new

Lounge Constitution.:)

[baldguy]

61. National Sommillier

[judaspriestess]

65. Official Physical Therapist to all Male Soccer players of the World

well, I can pick and choose who I can administor physical therapy too

[TheCentepedeShoes]

66. Ambasador to

Bergdorf Goodman. Now, where did I put that credit card?

[porphyrian]

68. Common Citizen #4!

Then, I get to say "Great purse!" in the second act.

[TK421]

71. Torturer-in-chief n/t

[ThomCat]

72. Hmmm... Do we really want one of those?

As long as you can only torture people who approve of torture then I think you're okay. :P

[TK421]

74. I'll torture anyone whom I see fit to torture...even if they don't approve

but if they piss me off, then they get to be water-skied......










wait.....was that the right term?

[madinmaryland]

75. OverLord of the Delaware toll booth consortium that stops up the lounge!

:hide:

[Chovexani]

76. Minister of Vice

I'll be over here, with my harem. :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

78. I imagine you and I will be speaking quite a bit.

:P

Assistant Minister for Underwear Compliance, Male undergarment division.
And
Lord Dictator of Pharmaceuticals and Expense Accounts.

At your service. :7

[Chovexani]

85. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

:woohoo:

[skygazer]

77. Minister of Shoe Shopping

I'll need a large budget and a big staff. I request LaraMN for the boots division. O8)

[ThomCat]

79. I've already approved your expense account.

Get busy, there's shopping to do! :7

[skygazer]

80. WOO HOO!!!

:woohoo:

[lost-in-nj]

83. oh oh

I want these

I have these


hope your budget is HUGH!11!!!]]
they are Manolos.....
:blush: :blush:




lost

[skygazer]

89. You've just been appointed to my staff

Shop till you drop! :hi:

[LynneSin]

105. What about your Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge

She requires many many great shoes

[Deja Q]

81. Graphic designer/advertiser

[LynzM]

82. Minister of....

Reading a lot of books, getting high and posting about my deep thoughts about said books... :rofl:

Please?

[ruiner4u]

84. can I be Minister of Douche Baggery?

[catmandu57]

86. I want to be

the official reefer tester, only the best bud for the lounge.

[SallyMander]

88. Defender of the Slimy and Scaly

same position i have in real life :-)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

90. I hearby nominate myself as the new, improved...

Minister of Propaganda

Words and music by Monty Python

[bridgit]

91. i am The Goddess in whom you trust...

:thumbsup:

[JohnnyLib2]

92. Commissioner of Caustic Criticism, please

I am ready and able to go full time.

[Xipe Totec]

93. Chief Cook & Bottle Washer nt

[otherlander]

94. Official Train Obstructor

I obstruct your trains if I don't like you by standing in front of them and holding up a Stop sign.

[carly denise pt deux]

95. High hippiness of the commune

Carly

[ThomCat]

111. We need some good role models of hippiness!

:)

[halobeam]

99. Threadkiller.

I go where my strengths lead me.

[madrchsod]

106. critter cop...

i`ll get those critters away from the bad people....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

108. Secretary of Dentistry.

Or Drug anti-Czar. ;)

[ThomCat]

110. Hey,

You're getting close to stepping on my toes there buddy! I don't want some johnny come lately "anti-Czar" interfering with my control of pharmaceuticals. :P

Of course, if I'm also in charge of men's underwear, and expense accounts (I can't forget about expense accounts) I may need a very competent and capable person to delegate some responsibility to.

You seem like a young man who might do very well as the Vice-Lord Dictator for Pharmaceuticals. :evilgrin:

[SoxFan]

109. Secretary of Sports and Leisure

[silvershadow]

113. The Decider.

[LeftyMom]

114. Reverse Cowgirl.

:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

119. you need to apply for that positon

and i volunteer to test you. see you in the lounge water bed.

[LeftyMom]

126. flvegan already interviewed me

:D

[Beer Snob-50]

127. **pouting**

i wanted to do it!!!!!!!!:cry:

[Ptah]

115. serf #16 or key grip.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

116. Vice President...I'll preside over all vices.

[swag]

120. Fluffer

[DarkTirade]

121. I would like to be the Minister of Silly Walks.

[malta blue]

122. Official Thread Killer.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

124. I think someone already nominated himself as threadkiller

Perhaps there is another key role you would like to obtain

[malta blue]

125. Official oenophile?

I know someone is already the Secretary of Alcohol Consumption and there is a Brewmaster General, but no one said anything about the wine....

[sasquatch]

123. Spanker of Naughty Females

:evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

128. Alpha Male

[flvegan]

129. Chief Breast Inspector and Oral Sex Administration Head

[ThomCat]

133. I think someone already beat you to Breast Inspector

But oral sex seems to still be available. :P

[LeftyMom]

134. You're over-qualified for that last one.

:9

[MissMillie]

130. official tequila taster

:shrug:

[lizziegrace]

131. And chocolate too.

:)

[LynneSin]

140. yes because your Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge should not

be made to suffer thru crappy tequila

[MissMillie]

146. well, a benevolent queen wouldn't want me to suffer through it either

so I'm sure you'll ban all the horrid stuff right from the get-go.

[bikebloke]

132. Minister of Bicycles

and Interim Minister of Silly Walks

[DinahMoeHum]

135. Lord High Everything Else

:evilgrin:

[jakefrep]

136. Chancellor of the Exchequer and Arbiter of Despot Comparison

[Phillycat]

137. Supreme Commander Overlord of the Universe.

Somebody's gotta keep all you loonies in line! :D

[ThomCat]

141. Have you ever tried to herd cats?

:rofl:

"For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe."

That is a quote that was told to me back when I used to be a perfectionist workaholic. I've repeated it to many other perfectionist workaholics since then.

[From The Ashes]

138. Looks like all the good positions are taken...

...anything left for a pev like me? :rofl:

[Inchworm]

139. Woman Whisperer

The department will not train women: we will rehabilitate women and train men.

Exercise, discipline, affection. (copulation, spanking, loving)

Vote for me!

:patriot:




:hide:
:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

142. Lounge Trophy Wife.

[LynneSin]

148. Um - who will be the husband of the lounge trophy wife

Should we take applications?

[Inchworm]

155. Where do I apply?

:rofl:






:hide:

[krispos42]

149. Director of the Machine that Goes PING! n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

150. Supreme Overlord of all that are hot and female...

It is a position I am uniquely qualified for, and have been preparing for ever since, oh about the age of 13...

[hfojvt]

151. finance minister

I will control who gets paid, and how much.

Rue ha ha ha.

[SacredCow]

152. Sun Greeter. nt

[Phentex]

154. Chairman of the ACLU: Active Cornflake Lovers Union...

No Chicken Left Behind!

[jeff30997]

156. "No Chicken Left Behind!" except that one:

[datasuspect]

158. Chancellor of the Exchequer and Defender of the Faith