I did something last night I'm not proud of.

[Midlodemocrat]

I bought a bottle of Boone's Farm. I put it in glasses all around the kitchen to kill the fruit flies that came in on commercial airliners....no, wait. That was how the Russians got into Afghanistan.

They came in on the blueberries, or was it the blackberries?

Anyway. It worked. The little fuckers are all dead. I rock.

[flvegan]

1. Nice genocide, Akayesu.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Thank you. Took some doing, but I triumphed.

Maybe I'll sprinkle some in GD.

[flvegan]

6. TeenMidlo a little hung over this morning?

You DID notice that all those glasses were half-empty this morning, right?

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Drat. I thought that was my husband.

[quip]

10. What, and tick off all of the living ones??? n/t

[DS1]

16. Are you calling black people flies?

For shame!

[flvegan]

17. Bah.

I'm a freak. Everything is anthromorphic to me.

[quip]

2. You are a regular

Mcgyver! :applause:

I hope that there was some of that sweet nectar left over for celebratory purposes! :toast:

[Orrex]

4. Why do you think she bought the farm in the first place?

Quite a boone, indeed!

[quip]

9. I think she LIVED to tell the tale

without sour grapes

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I do NOT drink that stuff. Gah.....

Not a fan of sweet drinks.

[porphyrian]

5. Great, now you'll be haunted by their ghosts. - n/t

[Richardo]

11. That works? Great!

We had a horrible infestation this spring and could not for the life of us get rid of them for weeks. I'm doing that next time.

I guess it's like any other pesticide, really, not for internal consumption.

[sniffa]

12. y'know there are some poor peopLe who wouLd have

Loved to have that boones. why are you so seLfish, and aLways onLy thinking of the pests in your mansion?














and no, this wiLL never get oLd. :rofl:

[flvegan]

13. !

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Well, IIRC, YOU have an extra bedroom that you let billyskank

sleep in and I believe that there was some pasta primavera involved?

Why do you hate poor people?


And, yes, you're right. It will never get old. :rofl:

[Kali]

14. ha - what flavor?

ah the memories. Apple Hill - first experience getting totally wasted - fished a bottle at 7-11. Me and my best friend - 8th grade, I think. Drank - no, chugged it in the bathroom of the gas station next to the 7-11, then we got another. Then we RAN a couple of miles (to where some boys were!) I puked my guts out later that afternoon.

What idiots we were.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Strawberry.

:puke:

I was going for the sweetest stuff I could find. The Orange juice left out by the MidloKidlos wasn't cutting it.

[peekaloo]

15. Damn. That stuff 's an insecticide? I'll stick with my Mad Dog 20 squared, thank you

[Midlodemocrat]

20. And a darned good one at that.

:bounce:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. You mass- murdering cheap wine waster. Okay,that was a bit harsh.

You mass-murdering cheap antifreeze waster!

[LynneSin]

24. The defined terminology for Midlo is: douchebag, breeding, minivan driving, heathen bitch.

Get with the program

[StrongBad]

22. What a waste of Boone's!

:cry:

[LynneSin]

23. So I'm guessing you drank the rest of the Boone's Farm

Clearly I'm buying the wine fridge WITH the lock - just incase you visit

[AllegroRondo]

25. At least they died happy.

[LynneSin]

26. So you define happiness as alchohol poisoning from Boone's Strawberry Drunk juice

I don't want to live in your world

:cry:

[SoxFan]

27. Aahh, Boones Farm!

The official beverage of the 1988 Paul Simon for President Manchester staff!

[SOteric]

28. Good Gawd! -They still make that stuff?

And you recommend it as an insecticide?