To my Lounge friends and foes alike: the next time I get into a romantic relationship,

[Bunny]

just shoot me. Get a big honkin' ass gun and shoot me.

Deal?

[VenusRising]

1. ...

:hug:

I don't know what happened, but you just sound like you need a hug. Or ten.

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[ThomCat]

2. Next time you get in a romantic relationship

I hope you are so intoxicated and smitten that you forget every relationship you've ever been in before. :P

I've been trying to get someone to just shoot me for years. Bunch of damned pacifists around here. x(

[Parche]

3. Thats Not Very Bunny

:shrug: :hi:

[applegrove]

4. You'll recover soon. Keep the hope.

[Richardo]

5. I'll moiderize the bum!

:mad:

As for you, my dear Bunny: :hug: No deal.

[hisownpetard]

20. You'll moisturize the gun? nt

[jgraz]

6. What is a honking ass and why would you want to shoot one?

On the other hand, if your ass actually is honking, we may have found the cause of your relationship problems. ;)

[Bucky]

7. I have a honkin' ass, but no gun. But really, it's quite a honker.

I could get out a bit honkin' ass violin for ya. But by the time I learned how to play it, you'd get over it and hop back up onto that horse.

NB: the horse is love, not the person you just broke up with.

[redqueen]

8. Aw.

:hug:

I'm sorry...

[tigereye]

9. wondered why I hadn't seen you for a while...

:hug:



Are you ok?

[crim son]

10. No way.

You must suffer along with the rest of us, eternally. :P

Sorry, Bunny. :hug:

[Inchworm]

11. No deal

But I have hugs and hopes for you.

:hug:

[terrya]

12. Want me to kick his ass for you?

I'll do it, Bunny. On your say so!

[Danger Mouse]

13. Cannot comply.

:hug:

[porphyrian]

14. They make ass guns? - n/t

[lost-in-nj]

15. You mean

like this???


no, no, no

just come and talk to us!!!


:pals:

lost

[Connonym]

16. only if you promise to do the same for me

:hug: sorry you're having a bad time

[kedrys]

17. How about a fishslap instead?

Guns are so...final.

:hug:

[DarkTirade]

18. I don't like guns, can I use a crossbow instead?

Wait, I don't have a crossbow. It'll have to be a spitball then. Straws are easy to get ahold of.

[fudge stripe cookays]

19. Awwww Bun Bun. I'm so sorry.

I've been there. Dating used to suck. Maybe someday it won't.

Here's a hug. :hug: