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Cocoa

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Sat Jan-31-04 03:48 PM
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CAPTION-et Meeting

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Virginian

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:01 PM
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1. Look at the camera and say "Poot."

n/t

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cosmicdot

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:02 PM
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2. clueless and stretched beyond their normal evilness

when the gas runs out of the old idea and tricks-up-the-sleeve factory

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Ivote

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:04 PM
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4. why does cheney

look like Ariel Sharon?

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Cocoa

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:05 PM
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5. they always have something to fall back on

they will always know that they did their very best to help the people of the country they love.

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sallyseven

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:03 PM
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3. "What the hell do you mean

they found Saddam, I told them next spring we find Saddam"

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loudsue

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:12 PM
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6. Caption:

Bush: "I never said 'Saddam had weapons of mass destruction', so quit saying that!"

Cheney: "Holy shit. Shut up, bunnypants! Just keep telling them we're still going to find the friggin' WMD's! I have the Halliburton guys all over this in Iraq. They'll FIND some before the election. Stick with the script, would ya?"

:kick:

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ComerPerro

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:16 PM
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7. "Ok, guys, we need a sad photo now

"You know, one to capture your human side.

Let's see...

over 500 American's have died in your war... hmm... still smiling...

...

Ok... Thanks to your fiscal policies, the middle class is disappearing and you still have net loss of about 2 million jobs...

...no, you're still smiling....

I need to say something that will affect you guys...

Ah!!

People in the United States are on to you sons of bitches. If you are lucky, you will just be voted out and not tried, convicted and thrown in jail for the rest of your pathetic lives.

Oh, and we're out of beer.

PERFECT!!!" <snap>

"That's going on page one"

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DoYouEverWonder

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:20 PM
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8. Okay, how many more fund raisers

can we squeeze in before they run us out of town?

I can't wait till this is over and we can retire in the Caymans. Kenny Boy's said he's got a big batch of martinis waiting for us when we get there.

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peekaloo

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:34 PM
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9. *sigh* Another f***ing commission to stonewall.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Sat Jan-31-04 04:38 PM
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10. What a pathetic shame that AWOL POS is in the same room

with a medal of honor (mounted on the wall behind him). I am guessing this is the Teddy Roosevelt room.

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