Peasants! You fail to amuse me

[Zomby Woof]

Get busy.

[Duncan Grant]

1. Can somebody call me a cab? n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Okay, sure, you're a cab..... happy now?

[Duncan Grant]

13. Thank you, I just flew in from Miami...oh, never mind. -nt-

[DS1]

21. I just flew in from Miami and boy are my arms tired

I jerked off the whole trip

[Duncan Grant]

24. Might want to watch out for those international flights!

You could have a real problem on your hands. (Okay, okay...I'm done here. Really.) :7

[Zomby Woof]

5. I'll call you a merlot!

:o

[Duncan Grant]

8. Butcha doesn't have ta call me Marilyn. (rimshot) -nt-

[HEyHEY]

2. Dang you were echoeing exactly was I was thinkin'

I was about to log off...I'll wait a bit.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. makin the paper this weekend again? or is it someone else's

turn to burn saturday midnight oil?

[HEyHEY]

11. I thankfully have four days off - and no money

This....is gonna blow.

Man that paper was a disater for me. I fucked up one really big story. Amazingly I didn't get scolded, it was kind of a "Oh shit damage control!" reaction, but my editor was huffy for a day.

Now he keeps making smartass remarks. Like today our other reporter grabbed a fax off the machine about submissions for some kinda digest. I said "What digest" he said "Never mind you, the stories have to be true." But he was joking.

My publisher was edgy about my column attacking walmart though...which oddly was nice to see.

[Ramsey]

3. Well, I'm a princess

You may amuse me! If you can.

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

7. I'll just serve you some of that merlot

And let the amusement ferment naturally. :-)

[Ramsey]

12. I find merlot very amusing!

Excellent choice!

[Terwilliger]

9. not surprising coming from a bombastic blowhard like yerself

MODS: This thread posted in FUN....just KIDDING!

[Zomby Woof]

14. hell...

I AM a bombastic blowhard!

[Terwilliger]

23. I know, but you probably didn't get alerted on today

YESTERDAY, maybe ;-)

[southerngirlwriter]

10. Um.....

What would amuse you, oh Woofy One?

[Zomby Woof]

15. Your presence is enough!

:D :hi:

[southerngirlwriter]

20. Darn! I was foolishly wondering if you were thinking

what I was thinking.....
<------ Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(Hint: I recently changed my avatar, heh)

[GOPisEvil]

16. POUR ME SOME COFFEE KNAVE!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

17. SCOUNDREL!!!

Go get Ramsey some more wine, chop chop!

[GOPisEvil]

18. For her? Anything!

Her eggs rule! The breakfast kind, not the reproductive ones (but I bet they rule, too!).

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. Hey, butthead.... as long as you are going, get me some too?

Thank you dear...

[GOPisEvil]

22. You get Franzia for calling me a butthead!

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Really? Boxed wine?

You promise?

I'm yours!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. yeah man... drunk is as drunk does..... I am there!

[shugah]

26. To: My Dearest Zomby

as you know, the peasants are revolting. Yet I am strangely attached to you.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

for your amusement

Two nuns are traveling through Europe. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the tiny Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. It was filled with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but the diminutive Dracula clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" asks Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car, you bastard!"

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

28. LOL!!!

:D

Why did I picture the little Dracula as Count Chocula?? I must be hungry dammit! :loveya: