It's Friday. Mr. Scorpio offers to serve you in your time of need

MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:08 PM
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It's Friday. Mr. Scorpio offers to serve you in your time of need

You need a problem solved? You have a perplexing question that needs answering? Need a friendly arm around your shoulder?

Let Mr Scorpio be your hero.

Globex Corporation operators are waiting.

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Pobeka

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:16 PM
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1. How to format the "inherited animal thread".

First, a review:
Last week we discussed my bookshelf configuration, and one thing led to another, eventually you sent "technicians" to my door to help me to the nearest Globex facility, but alas, they met my pet, "Tiger", and ran off.

The good news is that my bookshelf is loaded up, and looking good.
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Now, the problem for the evening:

I'm in the process of writing some code to download Oscar, the inherited animal thread, so it can be stored offsite for other webservers.

Question:

Do I preserve the formatting, so it looks *exactly* like the DU thread, with all the links, logos, etc. OR do I strip a bunch of that out, and leave only the DU logo at the top?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:23 PM
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3. Keep the coding

Thus when you review the thread sometime in the future, as you most assuredly will, you will feel that same warm and cozy feeling gloss over you that only comes when you're looking at Democratic Underground.Com.

With the stripped code, your Oscar Thread will be cold and harsh and leave you thoroughly unsatisfied.

Don't lose that loving feeling.

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Habibi

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:18 PM
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2. Wow, thanks!

I had a nasty fall last weekend, and banged up my knee. Does this mean that the arthritis that plagues the rest of my family has now got a toe-hold (so to speak) in my body? The knee was feeling better until I went to dance practice tonight, and now it hurts again.

What should I do?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:26 PM
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5. Don't worry about Arthritis in your future.

You have Bursitis to look forward to instead.

Next time, pop a couple of Aleeve before you go out and shake a leg.

Use is 'em while you got 'em.

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Habibi

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:30 PM
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7. I do believe you are clairvoyant.

I just tried to move my shoulder and nearly cried out in pain. Or did you actually just curse me?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:33 PM
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9. I feel your pain

I'm and old fogey too.

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Habibi

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:41 PM
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10. Dude

I am not an old fogey. Not for another, oh, 15 years or so.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:43 PM
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12. De Nile just ain't a river in Egypt

Catch my drift?

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:24 PM
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4. "Hammock Districts" - Benefit or Bane?

Your thoughts.

Favorite Simpsons episode, ever.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:28 PM
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6. Only if on a beach.

Hammocks on Madison Ave would be problematic.

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Pobeka

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:31 PM
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8. Will this work?


$line =~ s/\<((.+)?)img(< >+)src(<^">+)"(<^\.>+)(<^">+)<^\>>+>/\<img src="Img_index$ii\6\>/gi ;

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Fri Jan-30-04 10:41 PM
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11. Weak. Try this instead

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Pobeka

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Fri Jan-30-04 11:09 PM
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13. Oh, this is gettin' too recursive for my head

:crazy:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jan-30-04 11:28 PM
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14. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch

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Habibi

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Sat Jan-31-04 08:12 AM
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15. Let's try this:

if I shake you up and down and back and forth while asking my question, and then turn you upside down, will the answer appear on the soles of your feet?

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