So, matcom, how do you like this Yankees/Indians game so far?

[GOPisEvil]

Not as enjoyable, eh? :D

Ah well, there's plenty of time, and the Sox play later.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Ahem.

:P

[matcom]

2. just finished dinner

is your lady ok with your "prematureness"?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Hey now...it lets her get to sleep faster...

:P

[matcom]

4. that is very considerate of you

:rofl:

Mrs Matcom is sometimes grateful as well :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

5. I'm also considerate enough to live 2000 miles away.

:rofl:

[matcom]

6. oh shit. I don't think I can use THAT as a valid excuse

:think:

x(

[GOPisEvil]

7. She may WANT to send you 2000 miles away sometimes.

:D

[matcom]

8. for Gawd sakes just don't send me to CLEVELAND!

i HATE bugs!

[GOPisEvil]

9. You're going to LOVE Florida then.

:D

[matcom]

10. we aren't leaving here

Massholes for LIFE is what we have decided

on edit: the reason is that we as a state are planning on starting our own BLUE country :P

[GOPisEvil]

11. Can I be granted immigrant status?

:D

[matcom]

12. only if you are brown

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

13. I will have to go out in the sun and get a tan.

Madrone is screwn. :D

[matcom]

14. no she isn't

remember this conversation started out with that 'premature' "issue"? :D

[GOPisEvil]

15. Heh...

...poor thing. :D

[matcom]

16. i'm eating a Heath Bar right now

it's "Sexual Chocolate" :P

[GOPisEvil]

17. I don't want to know what the toffee is.

:scared:

[matcom]

18. Taco-Like

isn't Mrs Matcom lucky?

[GOPisEvil]

21. I'm sure she thanks her lucky stars every night.

[matcom]

22. hey, she PREFERS to be barefoot!

took a while but she got used to it

[GOPisEvil]

23. And, hey, you bought her that new washer, too.

[matcom]

24. I am TRULY "God's Gift"

i'll teach you everything you need to know

[GOPisEvil]

25. Teach me, oh swami.

:D

[matcom]

26. first lesson Grasshopper....

learn this phrase:

"Bitch, get me a Chicken Pot Pie!"

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

28. Oooh...make the vegetarian get me some flesh!

I like it!

Of course, I will get that pot pie upside my head, but training takes time, right? :rofl:

[matcom]

30. they ALL learn eventually

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

27. PHFFFFTTT!

Amatures...you both bow before me and do my bidding and do not eve realize it!! Mere mortals that you are! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:

[matcom]

29. "Bitch, get me a Chicken Pot Pie!"

:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

31. *takes notes*

Whatcha hiding for? :D

[matcom]

32. no reason

i'm strong. i'm strong.

I'M the man DAMMIT!































:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

33. Er...why am I having some doubts now?

:P

[matcom]

34. DOUBTS??

you pussy-man!

stand up for yourself! YOU dictate what happens!!1 YOU ARE THE BOSS!!!11

*yeah, she is outside right now on the back porch*

BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER DAMMIT!

[GOPisEvil]

35. Well, you're the boss...

...when no one else is around. That counts! :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

36. I'm BAAAAAACK!

Why are you under the desk??? Did you 'drop' something??

[GOPisEvil]

37. Some guru he is.

:D

[matcom]

38. yeah I 'dropped' something...

Mindy, my new secretary. Yeah, I "dropped" her and now i'm trying to "find" her

:hide:

[Mrs.Matcom]

41. well, my dear...

all you need to do to find her is close your eyes and "imagine" where you left her!

[matcom]

42. HA!

I "imagine" she is still 'attached'!1

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

43. You go, girl....

Women rule!

:D

[madinmaryland]

19. Are you talking about this..

:evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

20. I know that's photoshopped

He's more of a shoulder-bag type guy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. I've said it before

and I'll continue to say it:

It's always best to save the schadenfreude for after the game.

:D

[Danger Mouse]

40. how about a nice heaping serving of...

humble pie

[rockymountaindem]

44. I don't know what that actually is

but it seriously looks like some kind of shit-sandwich pie.

[Danger Mouse]

45. it's literally humbe pie

:D

[rockymountaindem]

46. I'd rather maintain really low expectations than to ever have to take a bite of that

:puke:

[Danger Mouse]

47. here's the origin of the expression

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humble_pie

happy eating ;)