J-Lo's Ass to Secede From The Union - ROFLMAO!!!

[Pert_UK]

"After months of inflationary pressure and exterior expansion, sources close to J-Lo's ass are reporting the beefy rump intends to secede from the main body of Ms. Lopez.

The Lopez mainland and expansive rear territory have been “growing apart for some time now,” according to one source. The two entities have diametrically opposing views on expansion; the former wishes to remain conservative to the point of actually liberating unwanted areas back there. The proposed break-away ass, however, seeks near-limitless expansion, and has increased its boundaries extensively over past months.

“That ass is out of control,” said Al Thompson, noted backdoor expert."

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/lopez-ass.shtml

This is a fantastic article, with a really wicked picture of J-Lo with her booty...."MAN TRAPPED BETWEEN J-LO's CHEEKS AMPUTATES ARM TO ESCAPE"........PML!!!

:evilgrin:

For my own part, I think she's in very good shape, even if she can't sing or act and is a massively hypocritical talentless halfwit. Jean-Claude Van DAMN! she looks good.....

"I like big butts an' I cannot lie.
You otha brothas can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'.
I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya,
An' take yo' picta.
My homeboys tried to warn me.
But that butt you got makes me so horny."

P.


:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

1. Is JLO going to be with civil war with herself?

:shrug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. The battle of Assylvania? (n/t)

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[Az]

3. One just has to wonder

Which plaintif gets custody of Ben?