I am getting SPAMMED with dozens of emails to decrease penis size

[Fenris]

Poor women can't handle it!

........sigh.........

This is the first post that I am both proud and ashamed of at the same time. Witty, but so dumb.

[stopbush]

1. Hey, I found a way to make my penis 11-inches long...

I fold it in half. :)

[Fenris]

2. Well, I am no longer so ashamed

:evilgrin:

[lancdem]

3. At work, I get spammed with e-mails

telling me I can enlarge my penis. I'm a woman, BTW.

[TXlib]

4. Want a bigger dick?

Vote republican; you'll end up with a bigger dick every time.

[DEM FAN]

5. I Know What That Is Like.

:-)

[rasputin1952]

6. I have found that you can radiclly alter the size of your penis...

with liquid nitrogen, and a hammer.

Dip the penis into the liquid nitrogen to the desired depth, wait 12 minutes, extract said penis, and whack with hammer. Works every time!

O8)

[HuckleB]

7. Dude. It's not for the women. It's for your poor back.

Treat the back right. Cut it off, now!

[democracyindanger]

8. Here, do it for free

Be careful--your testicles may re-ascend as well...

[rasputin1952]

9. You should have put a warning on that!...

my manhood is hiding in terror somewhere inside, near my navel!

Good Lord, Now I'm thining of Nancy Reagan!

I'll get you for this!!

:crazy:

[democracyindanger]

11. The joke's on me

My milestone 500th post, and I use it on her picture :cry:

[gator_in_Ontario]

10. I need to decrease my breast size...

and get shorter and uglier and stupider...and maybe even a flatter head...;)

[populistmom]

12. My useless spam

1. Increase my penis size- don't have one
2. Need viagra- see #1
3. Increase breast size- no thanks, my back and shoulders are sore enough
4. See horny housewives- a site with a mirror?
5. See barely legal girls- don't care, I'm strait and I like older men
6. Get a second mortgage- already have one
7. reduce credit card debt- only have a $30 balance anyway

[LTR]

14. All I seem to get is offers for Vicodin and Xanax

And quite a bit of mortgage offers.

Gee, now what kind of idiot is going to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars from a spam outfit? Yeaaahhhhh, right. Hate to see the interest on that.

[populistmom]

15. Oh God, that too!

Nope, no need for further narcotics in this house. (Been there, done that as I sat in the passenger seat for a long, rather unwanted ride.)

[woofless]

13. I've NEVER needed that!

The "Point and Laugh" method has always worked just fine, thank you.

[fortyfeetunder]

16. The funniest laugh came at a women's meeting

one of them lamented about spam mail and she said "I don't need my spouse larger" I just about choked on my food....