Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes (MSNBC)

[WillyT]

OH... MY... GOD!!!

Not for the squeamish!!! Not a story about Limbaugh!!!

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

Kids, don't try this at home.

:scared:

Mods, if this is more Lounge appropriate, feel free to move it, or delete it. It was in the Environmental News section, however.

Eewwww...

[travisleit01]

1. Oh no....

That's sad :(

[lynx rufus]

2. Always tap a whale BEFORE you move it!

How many times must I tell these people?

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Exploding whale=funny, but...

...evidently this whale was also well-endowed:

<snip>
Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
</snip>

"Thar she blows?" Not if she wants lockjaw...

[TexasPatriot]

8. Giant Whale Penises are always good attention getters

i swear that's what makes the story.

[Fleshdancer]

10. wow. I'm only 3 inches taller than the whale penis. n/t

[WillyT]

11. ROFLMAO !!! --- Wow That's Putting It In Penis Perspective !

Wish the Republicans had penis perspective, if ya know what I mean!

LOL!

:hi:

[monobrau]

4. Just one wafer thin mint...

-nt

[louis-t]

6. "gimme a bucket...

....um gonna trow up"-Monsieur Creosote.

edited to give credit where credit is due.

[xchrom]

5. ok so now i'm not going to read it

because i don't like gross.
i'm also dying of curiosity -- oh i'm conflicted!
actually a perpetual condition of mine.

[mouse7]

7. Wow, they had to help the process out in Oregon

http://perp.com/whale/

[democracyindanger]

17. lol

i remember that. The actual video is great, because after they blow up the whale you see and hear the parts raining down on car roofs and hoods for what seems like forever.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Um what did they mean by "'experience' the size of the penis"

I don't like the sound of that one bit!

[Fleshdancer]

12. about the photo....

how in the hell is that moped so damn clean? certainly no one would be disgusting enough to park it in the middle of the guts after the explosion occured but then again, why is it clean?

Well, there's another thread in LBN about how beatiality on the rise in Sweden so I guess one can never underestimate how sick people are.

[proud patriot]

13. ugggggg !

:puke: We've been slimed :puke:

[Kamika]

14. Wow cool

hehe..hehe

[Lefty48197]

15. I'll bet Limbaugh stays out of the sun after this

.

[SmileyBoy]

16. That whale must have been eating a lot of Mexican food, huh???

Too bad that an animal with such a large penis had to have that happen to him.

[Endangered Specie]

18. They fed it Taco Bell

[HEyHEY]

19. Could you imagine

Driving down the street and seeing a spermwhale on a flatbed pass you?