I lost my winter gloves can someone help me find them

[Lostmessage]

I have small hands that get cold easy and I need to find them. Help!

[mopinko]

1. one is in

the grocery store parking lot, and the other is somewhere in this pile of laundry.

[Robb]

2. No, no actually

...I saw one of them in the snow, kinda chewed up about halfway to the doghouse. The other one I'm pretty sure is in the pocket of the parka you've got in the bottom of one of those unmarked boxes. :D

[northzax]

3. ok, first you lose your message

and then you lose your gloves? perhaps you aren't ready for nice things yet, hmm? maybe you need to just be cold for a while to appreciate all your mother and I do for you, hmm?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. already

the fellowship is breaking. One of your family has taken the gloves. You know of whom I speak.

[radwriter0555]

5. They're in your OTHER coat's pocket, silly.

Right where you left them.

[ret5hd]

6. your S.O.'s other S.O. ...

has small but really warm hands right now.

[frogfromthenorth2]

7. Ask O.J. .... He knows a lot about gloves....

[ohiosmith]

8. They'll be in the last place you look. So look there first.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

9. did you do a search on the internet? just enter "gloves"

and it will tell where they are

[TrogL]

10. I have a spare set you can have

[Lostmessage]

11. I still can't find my gloves and it's cold out

The last time I hired a maid to come in and clean my apt. she told me to move and then she left without cleaning it.

[gator_in_Ontario]

12. she probably stole 'em

and is sporting them in some downtown speakeasy....

[LynneSin]

13. Did you post this in the "Ask the Administrator" forum

Maybe they can help you!!

[baldguy]

14. The Land of Mismatches?

Right next to the Land of Misfit Toys.

[Blue-Jay]

15. I just checked in the sofa and under the bed.

No luck so far. Maybe you have a couple of oven mitts until the gloves show up? (hey, it's better than frostbite)

[Lostmessage]

16. Thanks

I still can't find them.