The "How did HEyHEY NOT get seven shades of shit beaten out of him thread...

[HEyHEY]

Last night I was at my buddy's stag. I was REALLY drunk. Someone kept trying to get me to eat hotdogs. I kick the plate of hot dogs out of his hand. He freaked out, I saw him clench his fist. So, the first thing I did was call him a fuckwidgeon. Then I flicked my smoke into his chest and said, "You feeling strong?!"
Nothing happened, but had I been beaten, I'd of totally deserved it. I was joking at first... pretty funny eh!?

[rug]

1. You're Canadian. You don't have seven shades.

[Debi]

2. You are a dangerous man

and a tad bit crazy :crazy:

[Mojambo]

3. You can't beat up someone who uses the word Fuckwidgeon.

It's a rule.

[Debi]

4. a Canadian rule or universal? n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Had he responded with "milquetoast"

it would have come to blows.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I'd probably crack up if someone called me that, and want to befriend them.

[JVS]

16. you can always befriend the person after the assbeating

[Droopy]

5. That's one reason I don't get REALLY drunk anymore

Another is that somewhere in my late twenties I started getting two day hangovers when I got that drunk.

[triguy46]

7. Sounds like a whole lot of fun.

[DS1]

8. Sounds reasonable to me

of course, don't expect to be invited to any parties any time soon.

[ironflange]

9. You were lucky

He probably was too busy trying to figure out what a "fuckwidgeon" is.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Good job

[Bassic]

22. I agree nt

[skygazer]

12. Humph.... he deserved it

Anyone who tries to push hot dogs on a drunk man deserves to be called a fuckwidgeon. Unless they were Hebrew Nationals - those are good dogs. :9

[snailly]

13. At least you didn't scream "Don't tase me, bro!".

That would have been awkward.

[XemaSab]

14. Ducks are horny little bastards.

I would imagine that fuckwidgeons would be doubly so. :P

[nickgutierrez]

15. I ask myself that every day.

How do you not get seven shades of shit beaten out of you, anyway?

[JVS]

17. I think I found some footage of the evening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORIDvnOTIA

[lligrd]

18. You Gotta Be Kidding

That guy was obviously a Republican Congressman on his way to the men's room. Didn't you see his toes tapping as he left?

[Swede]

19. Were there any strippers?

Any decent bestman would've gotten strippers.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. Are you not the same Canadian

who was a wee bit angry at a leftist wearing a certain tie outside a bar and you felt a need to "discuss" his attitude?

I am trying to keep your confrontations all neat and in a row....


(note to self... Do not irritate HeyHey the crazy Canadian guy.)

[HEyHEY]

21. That'd be me

It's not that I get into alot of confrontations, it's just that I'mmisunderstood.

[Shell Beau]

23. I have a friend that is always a liability when we go out and he is

really drunk! Not fun at all! But I guess it happens.

My friend recently was out and hammered and a gal accidentally knocked his drink over. He called her a whore! WTF? Of course the 2 huge guys she was with wanted to tear him to shreds. It took lots of pleading and apologizing to get the situation somewhat under control. It really sucked and it ruined all of our time!

But at least you admit you would have deserved that ass whoopin'!!

:)