So I asked a Hummer owner...
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:10 AM
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So I asked a Hummer owner...
so how small is your D*ck?
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:11 AM
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:18 AM
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I heard ducks make great pets!
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:18 AM
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I'm sure it's not as large as his gas bill! :spank:
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:28 AM
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it "pulls" up into his body whenever he opens his EXXON credit card bill.
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:26 AM
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Visualize Hum-job pumping $3/gal gasoline into his beloved. Try hard not to spray milk all over your monitor.
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Wed Jan-28-04 11:45 AM
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I am sure his response was something along the lines of "way too much for you" LOL
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Wed Jan-28-04 01:11 PM
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7. I bet it's really small.
When compared to his income.
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Wed Jan-28-04 01:34 PM
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Edited on Wed Jan-28-04 01:35 PM by Merrick
him where he was going. Probably off on a mission to liberate a copy of "Finding Nemo" and a box of Butterfinger Bites from the video store, or to seize and extract a new pair of Dockers from Sears
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Wed Jan-28-04 02:40 PM
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Anyone who actually pays money for those things certainly has more money than brains...
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Wed Jan-28-04 10:38 PM
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10. Thanks to Bush, you can get one virtually free!
You see, a business owner can purchase a Hummer and then deduct the entire thing in one year because of its weight! So, the money you pay for a Hummer can come back to you in the form of a write off. Ain't America grand!
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