secrets! Please Post!

[Lady Freedom]

come on guys we all have them! As last nights DU's late night confession showed. This it the time to come clean and feel better! I promise not to tell!O8)

[caledesi]

1. I did cocaine about 10 years ago. Crucify me.

[Lady Freedom]

2. Good start!

Come on guys! I know there are more dirty laudary out there!

[Lady Freedom]

3. No Crucifing here!

If we did, there wouldn't be a DU left!

[rumguy]

4. I did cheap eastern montana

homegrown crank several yrs. ago with three girls in a Denny's bathroom.
Naw not really...

[Lady Freedom]

5. Ohhhhhhh!

lying about drug use! Thats a new one!

[AlienGirl]

6. My secret is:

...HA!!! I'm not telling! You'll have to guess!

Tucker

[Lady Freedom]

8. Come on it's just us girls!

[salmonhorse]

51. That's a good one, AG ~

:hi:

[newyawker99]

73. Congrats AG!! 4000 posts

:toast:

[Lady Freedom]

92. Way to go girl!

[PittPoliSci]

7. i really like to look at my bicepts.

okay, sometimes i just get vain.

[Lady Freedom]

9. Are they Big!

And can I look too!

[PittPoliSci]

10. no not really big...

just "nice" i suppose. its a kinda satisfaction, mostly because i worked semi-hard to get them there. constantly swimming and occassionally lifting weights.

[Lady Freedom]

11. hummmmmm!

So there mainly corded muscle?

[PittPoliSci]

12. pretty much. n/t

n/t

[Lady Freedom]

14. Sounds nice!

[TXlib]

78. But do you think that song is about you?

:)

[PittPoliSci]

107. i'm pretty sure that song is older than me.

when was it written anyway?

[Lady Freedom]

13. Don't quit now guys!

We're just getting to the good stuff!

[Lady Freedom]

15. OK I'll take the dive too!

There is a guy that is here on the site that I want to go to bed with very badly!

[HEyHEY]

16. hmm

;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

18. Careful Lady

He might be an axe murderer!

[HEyHEY]

19. Or a republican!

possibly, which would be even worse

[Lady Freedom]

21. There no way that can happen.

Believe me he is very libral!

[Lady Freedom]

20. I don't think so.

He is way to hot for that!

[newyawker99]

74. Congrats LincolnMcGrath!! 800 posts

:toast:

[Lady Freedom]

83. I didn't notice! Cangrads from me too!

:dem: :party: :evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

23. He is sooooo hot,

I think he is the hottest guy here!

[SOteric]

31. Tell us his initials...?

[Lady Freedom]

32. That would be a dead give away!

I don't give my secrets out that esay!

[SOteric]

33. Okay, how about a different hint

something more subtle.

[Lady Freedom]

34. OK.

His a great talker!

[SOteric]

35. Aha!!!

You're hot for Howard Dean!

If only he posted here....

[Lady Freedom]

37. hehe!

The guy in question does post here offen!

[Lady Freedom]

36. And he is soooo sweet!

He has a way to make a girl feel special. And he can be soooo naughty!

[SOteric]

38. The ladies of DU are quite lucky

in that this actually describes a fair number of our fellas.

[Lady Freedom]

39. If only...

The one I want lived closer!

[SOteric]

40. Certainly that can be a difficulty to surmount

But many a creative soul has found a way to bridge the distance.

[Lady Freedom]

17. My we are quite tonight!

There has got to be someone out there that needs to talk about a secret. Like not changing your sock ( why do some people do that!) or your underwear ( why do people wear them?)

[Dem2dend]

22. I voted for Anderson in 1980

n/t

[pfitz59]

62. So did I!

My first Presidential vote! Social liberal, fiscal conservative. Gotta love thise extinct Liberal Reopublicans!

[short bus president]

91. Bah! I voted for

shrub's daddy in 1992, when I was fresh outta high school, and registered repubelicker. Then I didn't vote in '96. Then I voted for Gore in '00. Thus far, no presidential candidate for whom I have voted has made it to the White House. Shortly before election '04, I will poll DU to see if y'all think I should risk the shortbus jinx again this time around.

;-)

[wtmusic]

24. Hey LF

is there a full moon tonight or are you always like this?

[Lady Freedom]

25. Let me think?

Yeah all the time!:evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

27. Dang, and I thought it was just me

and I truly wish I had a good secret for you, but if I had some good ones I must have forgotten 'em.

[Lady Freedom]

28. thats OK

You can try to think of who thte guy I want is! Like I know many out there wants to find out!

[wtmusic]

29. Well you gotta give us SOME kind of clue

this board's pretty big LF...

[Lady Freedom]

30. Just think of some of my other posts...

That is where the clues are!

[pfitz59]

42. I sleep in the nude.

With the window open.
The cool breeze makes my nipples hard.

[Lady Freedom]

46. hummmmmm.

now were talking!

[Aristus]

86. I TOLD you, Lady Freedom,

I'm married!

:D

[foxy]

26. hmmm what can I say/

Before you get to all the wise-ass comments about William Shatner's acting, let me point out that before Star Trek, Shatner was a highly respected actor on the Broadway stage. Not in musicals (thank god), but in a hit play called The World of Suzy Wong. I should know this because during the run of that play, a friend of my mother's confronted Shatner at the stage door and gushed: "Oh, Mr. Shatner, did you know my Mom and your Mom are in the same Hadassah group back in Montreal?" (She didn't get an autograph.) Now, Broadway was a competitive place in this era. Shatner ran a play for two years at a time when the competition included The Sound of Music, Ethel Merman in Gypsy, and that Franklin Roosevelt play that Krusty the Klown tried to revive. Harrison Ford, on the other hand, has no Broadway experience that I know of. A problem, because any conflict between an older, established hero (Kirk) and a young, cocky upstart (Han) must operate in the shadow of the original version of this conflict: Annie Get Your Gun, the story of a conflict between oldest established sharpshooter Frank Butler and young, cocky upstart Annie Oakley. You know where this is going. Kirk knows where this is going. But how will Han, er, Han-dle himself when he's required to participate in the Big Production Number(tm)?

HAN: Anything you can do, I can do better,
I can do anything better than you.
KIRK: No you can't.
HAN: Yes, I can.
KIRK: But I'm Kirk!
HAN: But I'm Han!
KIRK: I don't care.
HAN: I've got strength, I've got hair!

KIRK: Any gal you can do, I can do double,
Double the fun with less trouble than you.
HAN: Yvonne Craig?
KIRK: Kathie Brown!
HAN: France Nuyen?
KIRK: They fall down.
HAN: No, they can't!
KIRK: Yes, they can, yes, they can!

HAN: I can shoot a laser,
Not a wimpy phaser.
KIRK: Shooting can be boring;
I'm too busy scoring.
HAN: I bagged Carrie Fisher once -
KIRK: Was she taking coke?
HAN: Yes.
KIRK: Kid, you're a joke.

HAN: Anything I can do, you can do better,
You get the chicks, I get nix, it's all true.
KIRK: Now you've learned.
HAN: Let's not fight.
KIRK: You need help.
HAN: You're so right!
KIRK: If you work, work, work,
HAN: I can score like Kirk!
KIRK & HAN: Yes, I/you caaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

So you see the importance of Broadway experience, because if only Han had been on Broadway... uh... what I mean to say is, the point of that long song parody was... er... aw, heck, can I go back and write a parody of a song from My Fair Lady instead?

- Captain Corcoran

[Lady Freedom]

43. So your secret is...

That you like kirk. Cool!

[Lady Freedom]

41. There is nothing to fear!

Come on who else has a juicy tid bit?

[pfitz59]

44. I made love in a honda civic. (the ORIGINAL version)......

parked astride a clear-running mountain stream.

[Lady Freedom]

45. Was it good?

[pfitz59]

47. Her screams of pleasure...........................

overpowered the rush of water and softly cooing doves.

[Lady Freedom]

48. Oh my!

Fire alert!

[pfitz59]

50. We rolled out of the car......

and lay in the cool water following our impromptu tryst. Birds chittered, bees droned, the rivlet flowed in and around our tumescent body parts.

[Lady Freedom]

52. Now this waether report...

heatwave hits DU2! yikes!

[Lady Freedom]

53. What I have to say is...

well I won't say it here. I'll PM instead!

[pfitz59]

56. Made love in a treehosue.........

overlooking the university zoo. Moonlight filtered through overlapping branches highlighting exposed flesh, offering teasing glimpses of supple skin and beading sweat. Earthy aromas mingled with the musk of the dozing beasts adding an extra headiness which drove animal instincts wild! An earthquake, a windstorm, a raging flood, nothing could've dislodged us from our swaying perch. The groans of the bears, the hoots of the owl, the gentle whuffing of the elk joined our passionate cries reaching an operatic crescendo of passion! Ah!....... the sweetness lingers still, these many years thence.

[Lady Freedom]

59. some one is enjoying themselves...

aren't you?

[pfitz59]

60. Getting a grip on the situation, as it were..........

Ask me about dipped wings and near misses!

[Lady Freedom]

61. *************

:wow: :nuke: :spank:

[Lady Freedom]

63. Some one thinks they can...

shake me up huh? Try doing it PM pal! I can't get even in Public! I and I think you know that! You Bad boy, you!:evilgrin:

[pfitz59]

66. Bad boy needs sleep......

Must need work to survive (and pay DSL). Sweet dreams.....

[Lady Freedom]

49. Anyone else?

Don't be shy! You can say anything!

[5thGenDemocrat]

54. I can't whistle

Oh, I can force a little air through the gap btwn my front teeth and make a little "eeeeet" sound, but that's about it.
John
I also like cheap orange soda. Not "Sunkist," not "Minute Maid," -- I mean the stuff you buy at Sav-a-Lot for, like, $2.00 a case (MI bottle deposit not included).

[Lady Freedom]

55. I can...

I just put my lips together and...blow!

[pfitz59]

57. Mae West? Jean Harlow?

Said to Clark Gable?

[Lady Freedom]

58. Jean Harlow ans Clark Gable I think...

and cheek your in box, you naughty Dem. you!

[5thGenDemocrat]

67. Actually, it was Lauren Bacall

In "To Have and Have Not."
John
Can't whistle. But I'd set myself on fire (metaphorically speaking) for YOU, Ms Freedom.

[SOteric]

64. Nope. Bogie & Bacall.

[pfitz59]

65. Key Largo?

"Just give me a whistle!" "You can whistle can't you? Just put your lips togther and blow!....." ??????????

[5thGenDemocrat]

70. Nah, Key Largo's the one

Wherein Lauren walks in early in the movie and says "Anybody got a light?" She didn't really need one, of course -- she was already smoldering.
John
They don't make 'em like that anymore. Or maybe they do and I'm not paying attention.

[SOteric]

71. "To Have and Have Not."

[liberalnurse]

68. When I am at work.....

as a nursing supervisor, I get on DU. I work 6pm to 6 am.....If all is quite I just go upstairs to my office and log in...I also listen to Berie Ward at the same time. I can be paged anytime and make rounds in between.... I don't get to log in until around 11;30 pm and thats on a quite night......

I have no shame today......

[Lady Freedom]

69. glad to have you on!

No mater what the time is!

[bif]

72. My secret is...

I don't wear underwear.

[Lady Freedom]

75. Wow

neather do I!

[buddhamama]

76. me either

in the beginning before i adjusted to being underwear free
i had some pretty embarrassing moments.

[bif]

77. I swore them off in high school

And haven't worn them since!

[Aristus]

79. Sometimes,

I have thoughts that aren't, well..........pure.

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

80. Don't feel bad about that!

We all have them. As for me, I like to cause them! muhahahah!

[Aristus]

85. Ah, so it's YOUR fault.

Good. Someone I can blame.

Heh-heh.

[Lady Freedom]

88. Thats why I'm here..

And I love to be the bad thing that keeps you guys up at night! heheheheheheheheh!

[northzax]

81. I am

John Ashcroft. sometimes when I think about half nekkid statues, I get all warm and gooey inside.

[Lady Freedom]

82. News flash!

John Ashcroft has a thing for naked statues! Wait a minute, every body know that! Dang!

[northzax]

87. now that I think about it

you have a picture of a scantily clad female right there! there goes that gooey feeling again!

[Lady Freedom]

89. So glad I could

[Lady Freedom]

90. So glad I could

[Lady Freedom]

84. To all that have not said anything...

If I can tell about having the hots for a board member you can tell stuff too! Don't be shy, we're all friends here!

[TXlib]

93. Yes, but you didn't tell us WHO it is!

C'mon, I bet you're just bursting to tell us. You know you want to!

[VelmaD]

94. yeah...enquiring minds wanta know

Plus if you tell us who on the board you have the hots for I'll tell my juicy secret that I've talked myself out of posting about a dozen times already today. How's that for incentive?

Darth Velma

[short bus president]

95. Exactly! This teasing is rather

out of character for you, LF!

But turnabout's fair play. My secret is that I lost my virginity with a certain person, but I'm not telling you who. :evilgrin:

[kmla]

96. I used to have a crush....

.... on Kristy McNichol when I was a teenager. :loveya:

Whew! Now I feel better to have gotten that off of my chest.

Will this admission be held against me?

[pfitz59]

97. Kristy's sweet on girls!

Are you one?

[kmla]

101. Ummmm.

Nope. Not the last time I checked, anyway....

[Rabrrrrrr]

102. Ooh - so did I!

Thought she was beautiful. I still think she's beautiful when I see pictures from back then. DOn't know what she looks like today, though.

And Valerie Bertinelli. Always attractive, still attractive. Too bad she married that ass.

[VelmaD]

103. hey now...

I had a huge cruch on "that ass" when I was younger. :-)

I felt so old the day I heard he had hip-replacement surgery. Sigh...

Darth Velma

[kmla]

104. Weren't Eddie & Valerie getting divorced?

Or maybe I was just dreamin'.

[ScreamingMeemie]

98. I had a child without being married OR in a civil union OR engaged...

Does that work? ;-)

[SOteric]

99. Single moms are saints.

[Rabrrrrrr]

100. I'm Bill O'Reilly!

Really!

[Gato Moteado]

105. my big secret is.......

....oh, never mind.

[TEXASYANKEE]

106. I'm a bitch.

Ooops, that's no secret.

Okay, Lady Freedom, who ya got a crush on? Hmm? :-)

[ornotna]

108. You wanna know about me....ok

I work for D-D-D-Demons. It's a rough life, but someone has to do it.

[PittPoliSci]

109. is this shit dryin' up already?

come on! i wanna see some gritty shit here folks. :evilgrin:

**on edit**

Lady Freedom better post who she's crushin' on too! :-)

[Lady Freedom]

110. Now if I did that...

There would be alot of broken DU guys hearts!