Oh no! Rachel Ray divorce disaster!

[Connonym]

According to National Enquirer (yeah I know) she's worth 500 million and has no prenup. Not the best idea.

ETA: http://popbytes.com/archive/2007/09/latest_gossip_from_national_enquirer.shtml#comment

[Pierre.Suave]

1. DAMN

If I had known she wasnt going to make me sign a prenup, I would have married her...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. I hope she

has to pay up big time -- I pitty the poor man who is married to that beeatch. She makes me crazy with all of her EVOO and giggles and grinning.

I hate her show and I just know she would be HELLLLLL to live with.

[IndianaJones]

4. whats with the RR hate dude? nt

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. I am not a Dude

and i hate Rachel Ray because she has become so annoying -- she used to be okay to watch but now...it is soooooo plastic-eee and her act is so transparent- I just can't take it.

[IndianaJones]

9. I love the Ray. She't takin' over the airwaves. nt.

[SacredCow]

13. Have to admit that I'm with you on the RR hatin'

Her perkiness and perma-smile just irritate the be-jeezus outta me.

[originalpckelly]

11. Although she's cute, she's annoying as fuck.

Hence the "RR Hate". She's one of those weird perky people. Like OMG!

[Bzzzz]

28. She's No Way Near Annoying...

as Emeril...JMHO.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

29. Come on

her non stop cutsy-wootsy crap is mind numbingly horrible... It is just creepy-deeky...

I like Emeril...

Take this!

BAM!

[Bzzzz]

30. I see it that it's...

just the way she is. Perky and cute. Another one I really don't care for is Sara's Secrets. Now she is one boring cook. No personality.
Tyler Florence's chicken and andouille gumbo looked delicious today! I've gotta try that...mmm,mmm.

[AlCzervik]

3. hey Dr. Phil's marriage is falling apart too.

[Connonym]

5. Am I evil because that gives me an incredible sense of schadenfreude?

[AlCzervik]

6. move over and let me sit down next to you.

"Howz that werkin fer ya" Dr. Phil? My SIL just loves him so i always tease her "When the big scandal breaks on Phil you can bet you'll be hearing it from first"

[KitchenWitch]

10. That makes me evil as well

I will save you a seat in Hell.

[Jamastiene]

21. Please, save me one too.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

22. Of course!

I will always save a seat for you!

:evilgrin:

[Connonym]

25. I'll pack some snacks

[dolo amber]

8. Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match

:D

[AlCzervik]

12. maybe he'll write another book on marriage after his divorce and then another diet book.

2 subjects he knows zippidy fucking doodah about.
:hi: :loveya:

[SacredCow]

14. No......

He'll sign up for Match.com.... Because it's OK to look. LOL

And, apparently, it's OK to be a phoney, too.

[dolo amber]

16. My sister used to work for the catering dept. of a private jet company

She said in the whole time she was there, purchasing and coordinating menus for thousands of flights...many of which were for the rich and famous...never, not once did they ever get a serious complaint (save the occasional "really, broccoli again?" variety.) Until Dr. Phil and posse showed up. She said the man himself marched into the kitchens, swearing and yelling and saying the entire meal was wrong and blah blah blah. She pulled out the menu she'd been emailed and shoved it in his face and even when confronted with hard evidence he still bitched and moaned like a jerk. :eyes:

In summary: That douche can cram it. :P

:D :loveya: back! :hi:

[AlCzervik]

19. MMMMH! yes he can, he roll that menu up real tight and insert it.

:evilgrin:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

26. My oh MY!

He is after all from TEXAS... and isn't that where the nuts are from?

(uh-oh... I think the nuts are from Brazil.)

[Bunny]

17. What's this now?

Are there bona fide rumors regarding this? I am dying to know!

[AlCzervik]

18. if you go to the link the tabloid with RR's pic is front and center but

just below it there is a story about Dr. Phil's "Marriage falling apart!"

[Tektonik]

15. YUMMO

[tigereye]

20. I think she's funny - she reminds me of friends of mine

who have less money and aren't on tv, of course.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

23. No effing way...

Rachel Ray is not worth $500 million.

Martha Stewart, who has a business empire larger and more lucrative than Ray, is worth about $650 million (according to Forbes)

Jerry Seinfeld, by comparison, has a net worth of $225 million.

No way that Rachel Ray has that kind of money -- note that she doesn't make anybody's top ten list -- either of richest women or richest entertainers. Forbes Top 10 Richest Women has Madonna at Number Four with $600 million. So unless Forbes somehow managed to overlook Rachel Ray's existence (good luck with that) she should have been on the list at Number Five or thereabouts

[JVS]

24. She can keep the sammies and the EVOO, he'll just take the money

[hisownpetard]

27. I watched her once, for 5 minutes, and got a case of synthetic diabetes. No thanks! eom

Edit:sp

[ThomCat]

31. RR was one of the reasons I stopped watching

food network. (forgive me, StarbucksAnarchist)

I just couldn't stand to see her every time I turned on the tv.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. You are NOT forgiven!

:mad: :P

[gmoney]

32. How will she get by with only 300 or 400 million? Poor Rachel...

:world's smallest violin playing "Hearts and Flowers" just for her:

:nopity:

[LanternWaste]

34. In the words of Han Solo

In the words of Han Solo, "I dunno-- you think a princess and guy like me...?"

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/Rachel+Ray.jpg

There's always hope <sigh> (even though I don't have a blaster and enjoy hokey religions-- but don;t tell her that)

[Bucky]

35. Um, if you don't have a 'blaster' then...

she won't get a blister

[LanternWaste]

37. I should have seen that coming.

Crap... I should have seen that coming.

Life Lesson #3354: Never mix RR with Star Wars references-- no good can ever come of it.

[sniffa]

36. weLL she wouLdn't induLge his foot fetish

or his spitting/sLapping fetish.

[Dukkha]

38. valid if the grounds for divorce is sleep deprivation

from being married to that uber-perky walking caffeine pill. She makes Kathy Lee Gifford look like Bob Ross.