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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:15 AM Original message |
What if a Mascot at Disneyland was having a REALLY BAD day? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. Pull a Rambo with a taser in each hand. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Heh, heh! The poor thing's already being stared at by |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Problem with the bodyslam is that once done |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:29 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. OMG, it's the height of all resourcefullness! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
2. Order a hit on K-Fed |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:25 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Y'know, I think we may have a winner here |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
6. ask the child how many ounces of liquid she supposes those souvenir Mouse |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:34 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. It's you, peekaloo! |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:43 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. btw |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:50 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Oh. My. God. Your friend must have had hundreds of stories |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:24 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. A friend of mine was a musician at Disney |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:38 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Poor Snow White. |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
9. I think goofy would put that white foamy bathroom soap on his/her |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:42 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. LOLOLOLOL! |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. When the world conspires to put your ass in a goof y costume, |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:27 AM Original message |
Yeah, when things get BAD, I need to remind myself of three things |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
34. I can't use your proposed #4 |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:32 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Oh, don't cry, my pet. I think being stuck in a pipe would |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
15. Sic his dog Pluto on them, |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:33 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Damn! I can't watch videos on my computer. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:37 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Pluto character at one of the Disney parks is chasing a kid around. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:51 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Endless fun! |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:31 PM Response to Reply #15 |
66. I feel so bad for that actor playing Pluto |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:36 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. Life can be so cruel to happy-looking mascots. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
19. Goofy would have used the men's room |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 10:42 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. By this time, Goofy's sanity is so battered |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
22. *WEWGD?* |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
23. you work at Disneyland now? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:22 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. In the interest of National Security, I'd rather not say. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
24. I have it on good authority that most of the Goofys are men in the costume |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:26 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. D'you know, this is one story I really have to hear. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. LOL |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
28. I have a question: |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:37 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. No, thank god. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. I love the thread of the story so far... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:54 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Oh, what did he say? What did he say?? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. "I have a question." |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:27 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. That next-door neighbor was too funny, |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:29 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. "Hey! Sugie! Channel nine man, it's the breast exams!!" |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 02:43 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. HahaHAAAAhahahahaha! |
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Clintonista2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:23 PM Response to Reply #29 |
47. IMO the least dignified job would have to be mall cop |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:04 PM Response to Reply #47 |
60. Ah, my imagination cannot embrace the indignities |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
38. piss on the kids head and quit. lol nt |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:24 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Javaman, it is physically impossible to piss on a kid's head! |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:01 PM Response to Reply #39 |
59. lol |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
40. When the girls mom isn't looking, run her thumb across her own neck... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 04:35 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. That sounds like a job for a mad Minnie Mouse. |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
42. Steal elections, invade Iraq, and not find Harriet Miers creepy... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Oooh, identity theft. Another one we can easily pin on the Chimp. |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
51. Primates are family ;) |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:48 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. YOU have the darlingest way of putting things: |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:05 PM Response to Reply #55 |
61. Invite! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
44. Goofy's a dog, right? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:22 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. I don't want to give you any "bad information" |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
45. My sister got |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:28 PM Response to Reply #45 |
50. NO!! Say it ain't so! I'd say Goofy has a temper, but prurient |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:45 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Sorry to damage your image of Goofy! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. My image of Goofy is rather shaky at this point. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
48. Please conjugate the verb "to galumph." |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:40 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. No, I most certainly will not, your excellence. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:51 PM Response to Reply #52 |
56. Harrumph. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:58 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. I'M HAVING AN OFF-DAY! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:13 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. Wait... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:17 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. Goose this goofy fanny, baby. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:19 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. I dunno if I'm so keen on the whole plushie thing, though. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:24 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. C'mon. It would be like lobbing a Beanie Baby at someone's head. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:33 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. Throw in a drool-cup and I'm there! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:43 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. Do you want me to fix your "Delete" key? Precious? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:45 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Are you talking in code or something? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 08:51 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Git "shruggy" out of here so we can talk in private! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Apologies for shruggy. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:08 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Well, shruggy's done NOTHING for us but not care. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 09:22 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. It's not that he doesn't care, it's that he doesn't understand. |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
49. Something like this? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-18-07 07:45 PM Response to Reply #49 |
53. Damn, I'm not able to watch videos currently |
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