ZOMG!!!!!!111!!1111!1 My posting privileges have been revoked!111!!!!!!!

[XemaSab]

You'll never see "Name Deleted" on this forum again! :eyes:

[Critters2]

1. Cheer up...hey! Tell us a joke! nt

[XemaSab]

2. Okay.

Little Johnny comes home from school and his mom asks how his day
was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god!
You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says his mom.

Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to Johnny's
room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her
I had sex with my teacher today," replied Johnny. "Alright! That's my
boy!", says Dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But
I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's
my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and
buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"

So the dad and Johnny go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike
in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks Dad. Johnny
replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

[Critters2]

3. LOL!!

Not what I was expecting, but thanks!!

[originalpckelly]

6. Oh that's bad, bad, bad!

:spank:

I just realized this post is like four days old! :rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

7. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I needed that.

[XemaSab]

4. Heinous!

:P

[mainegreen]

5. ZOMG!!! I have no idea what this is about, but want to post anyway so here's grovelbots blank stare

[LSK]

8. ZOMG111!!1!11 HUGH!11!!!!1111

Are you ok?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

9. I am, but Name Deleted isn't.

:cry:

[billyskank]

10. I called Congress right fucking now.

They promised to do something about it. :hi: