pop culture events we want to see

[ulysses]

#1 - Octogenarian American Idol, in which a series of rejected contestants beat holy hell out of Simon Cowell with their canes.

Next?

[name not needed]

1. heres one

Paris Hilton gets tested for HIV- ON LIVE TV!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Viewer Choice "Ricky Lake Survivor"

Where the audience votes for which Ricky Lake guest gets executed.

[ikojo]

4. OH no, I'd like to see

Survivor: Springer City....Jerry Springer guests all live in a small house and his audience gets to vote them off..

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Or maybe just put 'em all in one house

with a couple bottles of Jack, a few condoms, sixteen cartons of cigarettes, enough pre-packaged carb- and fat-laden foods to last for months, and not enough beds, towels, or hot water. Last one still alive gets the house.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Right Wing Pundit Battle of the Stars

In which pro-war right wing pundits will be flown into war zones with a can of spam, a partly functioning M-16, and a GPS receiver.

In which pro-trickle-down pundits will be put in a small town and forced to care for two kids while working for minimum wage at a store they have to drive to with a car that's 15 years old and held together with duct tape.

Every week would be a different theme!

[SOteric]

6. Republican fear factor

In which for every time a Right-wing pundit bullies, shouts down, cuts off or irrationally dismisses a liberal, progressive or Democrat he (or she) has to eat a moldy, fermenting bucket of dead garden slugs. Without relief of lemonade.

[DS1]

7. You must have been sick that day

when they told you that moldy garden slugs with gastric and citric acids mixed would be quite entertaining!

[NightTrain]

8. Hanna-Barbera meets Alfred Jarry...

...for "Yogi and Boo-Boo Roi."