hey what happened to JKleeb?...haven't seen the lad for a while

[ElsewheresDaughter]

anyone have a clue for me?

[lcordero]

1. he's been sporting a Kerry avatar

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. omg! really? the little shit was attached at the hip to Dennis

:shrug:

[youngred]

10. He still loves Dennis

but is going all pragmatical and donning the kerry avatar. He still keeps DK in his sig though

[JohnKleeb]

47. I still love the bastard as Zack says

I still like DK loads, dont hate me for supporting two candiates. These two honestly have been my favorite for a while. Ive been here.

[Duncan Grant]

2. Think I saw him in GD Primary yesterday (sans DK!). n/t

[ComerPerro]

3. I heard after Iowa and New Hampshire

he just zoned out. Now all he does is stare at the TV, and occasionaly responds to questions with "huh" and occasionally with a startled "Kucinich!".

[ElsewheresDaughter]

5. awwwww the poor lad...i'm just gald that he hasn't become one of the

"disappeared"

[Race4Peace]

6. I haven't seen him for a month(I think)

[sasquatch]

7. He's been ignored by everyone else like the media ignored Kucinich

:(

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. are you kidding..we can't get rid of the little shit!

(just funnin' ya John! :loveya: )

[madmax]

9. He fell in love with a young Kerry supporter

They eloped to Mexico :evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. He's been around

Still Kucinich with a Kerry twist.

[youngred]

13. ....the block a few times

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

14. ...with Zack

nt

[youngred]

15. .....and a wet llama which he kept calling maggie

oooh I smell a hijack

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. whom Zack was very fond of, so he punched out Kleeb

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. who now wanders lonely around the docks of the waterfront

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

18. waiting for Dennis Kucinich to take him away in a fighter jet

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. so Will Pitt can buy him scotches on the rocks in Mexico

[youngred]

21. and sold the llama to a peruvian avocado farmer

and Kleeb's extra organs on the black market making himself a tidy profit which he subsequently squandered on weed, houka, and Glens Falls hoooooooooooo's

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. But Zack suddenly realized Glens Falls hos were indeed too good for him

and had to settle with creating sculptures out of Kleeb's extra organs which he bought back by selling all his own teeth.

[youngred]

25. which in turn made him more money in the modern art circles

and a very wealthy man who could buy new teeth on a whim. He married a supermodel and lived happily ever after.

The llama named maggie was slaughtered and turned into glue because she was too obstinant and whiny

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. Unfortunately, the newly wealthy Zack died in a freak accident

in which he was caught with a warthog and a molerat under a blanket on the Brooklyn Bridge.

[youngred]

28. but it was later discovered

to be only his mutant clone created by the evil Bushco to try and harness the minds of one of the world's true geniuses for their nefarious ends

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

30. which brought him to the hackensack hotel room where he

was repeatedly attacked by horney housewives until his foreskin bled

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

31. it was also discovered

that Zack really killed a llama named Maggie, but that he also had the human Maggie locked up in his bedroom for experiments.

[youngred]

32. in her dreams

but he did kill the llama named maggie because she put a curse on him.


ain't kleeb gonna loooooove us

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. No, actually, they were your dreams.

Nice try to put it on me, though.

[youngred]

34. So much for the narration

and I don't sleep so I can't dream

I lay me down not to sleep.
I just get tangled in the sheets.
I swim in sweat 3 inches deep
Just lay back and claim defeat
Lids down, I count sheep
I count heart beats.
The only thing that counts is that I won't sleep
My hands are locked up tight in fists
My mind is racing, filled with lists
of things to do and things I've done
Another sleepless night's begun.
So much joy in life and so many pleasures all around
but the pleasure of insomnia is one I'd never found.
With all life has to offer, there's so much to be enjoyed
but the pleasures of insomnia are ones I can't avoid

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

35. And Maggie's on his list

haha! you thought i'd lost.

[youngred]

36. Nope, checked, double-checked and triple-checked

must've been a bad girl this year

[Kamika]

38. Hey you two stop that cybering

THERE ARE MINORS HERE

[youngred]

39. Including her!

neener neener neener

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

40. who, moi?

I'm 18

[youngred]

41. see the subject line of post #32

maggie repeats herself like a drunk Bush

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

43. I could blackmail Zack

All in due time

[youngred]

44. you aren't the only one

crazy george....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. cybering?

You ain't seen nothin :9

[Kamika]

45. Kids these days...

:shrug:

[leftist_rebel1569]

52. Grotto.

I think i've said enough...:P

[JohnKleeb]

56. memories

eh

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Maybe he finally got laid and his brain is still in spasm mode

so he is sitting in a cheap hotel room in Hackensack, NJ staring at the ceiling while middle-aged housewifes line up to take advantage of him while he is stuporous.
When he comes to, he will be sore and feel used, but slowly he will return to normal.
He will be back.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go round up some more housewives and collect more money.

[Kamika]

24. HAHA ROFL

Best one yet.

Hope he's not in shock.


Sorry JK you know we luv you


(ohman lucky I wasn't drinking anything)

[Mr. Brown of MD]

20. He was just on here last night

I had a conversation with him in the thread where Will announced he had been hired as DK's new press secretary.

The brave guy is duking it out in GD:2004 now, I think, instead of just slummin' here in the Lounge. ;)

-CollegeDude
Kleeb is in control

[ProudGerman]

22. He usually posts a chat invitation thread every night

So if ya really miss him much, get AIM, and IM him for the invite when he posts the thread.

It'd be a really nice thing to do, plus, I think it would be really funny if Kleeb was inundated with hundreds of invite requests.

BTW, the "little shit" is one of the coolest people I've met. A real good guy, not bad for a mick.:P

[SiobhanClancy]

26. lol....

I understand that he calls myself and a certain other poster the "Mick Chicks":)
He's a great guy.

[JohnKleeb]

46. No thats what Jonny calls you all

I call the Irish, the Irish brigade after Meagher's famous 69th New York. I dont know why Ive been supposely missing.

[SiobhanClancy]

53. Didn't he say twas the pair of you that called us that?

Anyway,welcome back from wherever you've been:)

[JohnKleeb]

54. He calls you that, I call Irish mics sometimes

but I call the DU Irish the Irish brigade. Ive been here.

[Don_G]

29. "The Lad" Got A Job

Two thousand miles away from his parents and "us" as honest, unopiniated sources of information?

Give him a chance to let him grow and learn, okay????

[Kamika]

37. argh

*delete*

[HEyHEY]

48. They finally tombstoned the little bastard!

Just kiddin, I don't know I noticed I habd't seen him in awhile too.

[JohnKleeb]

49. because Ive been in GD really since the primaries started

[Lizz612]

50. No Grinning Kucinich = No Kleeb. My brain works funny.

Took me a while to realise who I was talking to without the Kucinich at the bottom.

To Maggie and Zack: Oi! That was funnier than the mustache on the Bush picture!

[JohnKleeb]

51. You should know that without my facial hair

I look more like Kerry hehe. I got really thick hair, and I havent got in cut in almost forever. I look miserable lol. Yea I should put it back in. I miss the Irish flag :(.

[dweller]

55. Psst, hey buddy, yeh you

I just got here, ya seen kleeb?
I read on the internet he ran off to mexico with a Yak...

:P
dp

[TrogL]

57. He was on chat last night

[corporatewhore]

58. He is now a HAMM supporter