HELP ME PLEASE!!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

I need a propane torch, a little table salt, some boiling water, and a few gallons of lard. No questions please. I need all this stuff NOW. Thanks.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Sorry, darling...

I'm fresh out!

You'll need someone else!

:scared:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Hi !

How are you Peggy? :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Hey...

I'm good, sweetie...

Anytime you want to IM, tell me...

Lots going on.....school, etc...

Hope all is well with you...:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

2. I got nothing...

:hi: philboy!

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Hey...

nice to see you! Are you in Texas? :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

22. Yep...

...and I'm loving it. :thumbsup:
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[madinmaryland]

3. CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. I'm gonna fucking do that!!!

Right Fucking Now!!!

[Ptah]

4. OK, I've got all that in the shed. brb

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Speaking of which...

I had an old propane lantern in my shed that had a slow leak. Just discovered it last month after the damn thing was about ready to blow up. :hi:

[Ptah]

27. Got a match?

[S n o w b a l l]

5. no problem!

propane torch, salt, boiling water and lard coming right up!! Now, what do I get? Is this some kind of new meth or what?

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Engi...

You're the one who told me to get all this stuff!! When there is a beautiful naked woman on my bed DEMANDING I get these things for her, i don't ask WHY, I just DO IT!!! I'm I DOER baby, I GET THINGS DONE!!!! No wait, I'm a DU'er, not a doer....sorry bout that. :hug: :hide: :hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

25. ahh, ok...

good job, my dear...good boy.

now let me round up the rest of the minions.

Do you have my bed turned down yet?



;)

:hug:

:loveya:

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. mmmmmm...lard....

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. That's what i'm talkin' about!!

:hi:

[elshiva]

9. HERE IS YOUR SALT:

SALT SALT SALT!

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I can always count on you Elshiva!!

:hi: :hug:

[JTG of the PRB]

10. I can get it for you, no problem.

All I'll need in exchange is a pinch of baking soda, half a saguaro cactus, an ACME rocket, and one metric ton of Einsteinium. No questions.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Ok....

I just sent you a FedEx package.

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Greasin' the ol' pan again, eh?

You know that can make you go blind...

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. ????

What did you say? Sorry, but my vision ain't so good. :hi:

[Aristus]

12. Is this about Project X?

Asking for lard and a propane torch is practically GIVING away the secret to lurking freepers. So remember now, Project X is on the down-low...

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. It is just a...

diversion to make them THINK it is about Project X. :hi:

[mentalsolstice]

13. pushing the "back" button right now n/t

[davsand]

19. I can make you a deal on a vat full of Dippity Do and a rubber band.

I just don't keep lard in the house--sorry.



Laura

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Dippity Do...

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[elshiva]

28. Roger Daltrey, lead singer of the Who, used to use

Dippity Do back in the sixties. Do you need anymore hair products?