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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:45 PM Original message |
Inappropriate things to say at a baby's christening... |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
1. "The power of Christ compels you!" |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Do we have an old priest and a young priest?" |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. "I brought the book and the bell, anyone have a candle?" |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. Are those 3 sixes on the baby's head? |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. Funny, that they've never bothered washing him before this. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. Is he trying to drown that kid? nt |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Where is christening mentioned in the Bible?" |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. Wow i guess i was wrong, all babies aren't cute. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
9. Wait, where's the mohel? n/t |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:55 PM Response to Reply #9 |
35. "He's obviously been here already. (What? He's *not* circumcized?)" |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
10. are you trying to turn him gay by putting him in a dress? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. "Let's make another one here and now! Hoist up my skirt!" |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. Would you LOOK at the rack on her? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
13. I told you... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
14. Watch, I switched the wine for Jack Daniels |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. I think the baby might be a witch! See if it floats! nt |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-14-07 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. Ummm..He looks a LOT like your Pool-Boy. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 03:10 AM Response to Original message |
17. Tastes like chicken... |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 06:00 AM Response to Original message |
18. "How many are the parents up to now? They do know what causes that, right?" |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 06:13 AM Response to Original message |
19. Have you figured out who the daddy is yet? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
20. "Man, did that kid not get anyone's good genes or what?" |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
21. Did anyone bring a banana for the cute little monkey? |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
22. When |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
23. "Is this an open bar event?" |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
24. "if you and the hubby break up, give me a call" |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
25. "Ugly little spud, ain't it!" |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-16-07 04:08 AM Response to Reply #25 |
43. I'd allow ghostbusters quotes... but that's just me. :) |
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IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
26. No, don't feed it after midnight and above all, don't get it wet. I SAID DON'T GET IT -- NOOOOOOO!!! |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #26 |
34. Hee. |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Whooooo baby!" That ought to piss off everyone. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Suck it, Jesus, this award is my God now." |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
29. "When are they going to break the champagne bottle over him?" |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
30. "That's not how you make baby soup! You have to boil the water first." |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. Rock Lobster! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
32. "There's still time to change that ridiculous name!" |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
33. "Hail Satan" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
36. Little brat looks hungry. Whip it out, mom, we won't look. |
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NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
37. "Do you think the baby more resembles me or the mother?" |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
38. "You have no idea how far I got that straw down into that kid's fontanelle. Inches! Wow!" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
39. "Better watch where that priest puts his hands on the little tike--you know how they are." |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. As the original poster.... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 04:58 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. I'm glad to see the father's taken a shine to the little bastard n/t |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-15-07 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
42. "Who's the real father? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-16-07 04:12 AM Response to Original message |
44. "MAZELTOV!" |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-16-07 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
45. since I'm here |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-16-07 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
46. Say to the priest.. |
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american_typeculture (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-16-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
47. "What's the point? That kid will be hooked on crack before they're 12 years old." |
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