Transcript of President's Call of Support to Embattled Family Values Warrior Senator Larry Craig

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Here's just a snippet of the conversation:

SENATOR CRAIG: Thank you. I knew you'd be one of the great Presidents the first time I saw you on the television, thrusting a grinding chainsaw deep into a thick, hard log. I remember watching you with my dear wife, whom I love with all of my heart, and telling her, "You can tell a man's character by how much he's willing to sweat to get what he wants." And you, Mr. President, were positively sticky with hot sweat.

THE PRESIDENT: Uh, yeah.

SENATOR CRAIG: Or what about that time you heroically strode the deck of an aircraft carrier like a virile Calvin Klein underwear model to declare that our mission in Iraq was accomplished? Oh, how you bulged with delicious greatness.

THE PRESIDENT: Anyway, I thought I'd call because I was thinking "Who's the one person as politically radioactive as yours truly?" I couldn't reach Mark Foley, so I thought I'd give you a ringy-dingy! That was a joke, Senator.

SENATOR CRAIG: I know it was, Mr. President, but I must confess: I feel betrayed by the GOP. It's like I've been stabbed in the back by a gang of grunting, animalistic men, thrusting their knives in and out of me, in and out, in and out…

Read the rest here:

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2007/09/larry-craig.asp