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Cheney Killed Bambi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:20 PM
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Best Law Firm Name Change Ever! (Somewhat Salacious)
Edited on Thu Sep-13-07 07:22 PM by Cheney Killed Bambi
Those crazy Montanans. This is an actual email that was sent to everyone on the Montana Trial Lawyers Association email list:

Managhan & Kortum-Managhan Law Firm will no longer be known as such. The name is returning to Managhan Law Firm as Santana Kortum-Managhan is leaving the firm. Turns out that she was having sex with Tim McKeon of Anaconda while attending MMLP hearings in Helena. Call me silly but I no longer fill comfortable with her as my law partner or wife. Some will think this is an inappropriate announcement, but considering the small legal community in our state, I might as well preempt the roomer mill. Please address communication to William L. Managhan through Managhan Law Firm.


On another note -- would you ever hire a lawyer with such poor spelling skills?

http://amateurlawprof.typepad.com/theprof/2007/09/a-comedic-tidbi.html

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:22 PM
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1. I wouldn't fill comfortable with such a lawyer, no.
:P
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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:24 PM
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9. The best law firm name so far: Dewey Cheatham and Howe.
Edited on Thu Sep-13-07 08:28 PM by liberaldemocrat7

The best law firm name so far: Dewey Cheatham and Howe.

Oh yes the spelling looks atrocious for a lawyer, but look at the name Managhan, if you hear the name pronounced you get: Man again, as in only a man again and no wife LOL!!!


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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:25 PM
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2. The roomer mill? How about the boarder mill?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:40 PM
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3. Well he does fill uncomfortable about it!
:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:45 PM
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5. Uncomfortable about her being a law partner OR a wife!
We know what comes first for this dude. :D
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 07:44 PM
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4. lawyers don't get paid to think
they get paid to talk.

I'm around them all the time. They can only do one at a time. usually it's the talking.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:17 PM
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6. Well, I personally believe that U.S. Americans like such as the Montanans




...and the South Africa countries don't have dictionaries, and our lawyers over here and the Iraq should help the lawyers such as the Montanans to spell, for our children.



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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:22 PM
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8. You are my new favorite snarker.
:thumbsup:

:hug:

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:46 PM
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10. Heyo Ptah!




:hi:


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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 08:20 PM
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7. Best lawfirm website: www.mofo.com
Yup, you read it right. They've had that domain for at least ten years, if not more. I'd hire 'em based on that alone.

www.mofo.com
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