Ever had something that just killed the 'mood'? I did last night....

[The Straight Story]

So the wife and I were laying in bed..uh talking. She asked me to get up and light a candle so we could play amish or something (Mr. Yoder knows how to plow a field let me tell ya).

I turned the light on to see and there on the wall right next to her was a black widow (as noted in a previous OP, we have a lot of them outside). I grabbed the nearest thing to me (no, not a rake), a bottle of gold bond powder, and smashed it (and of course, it was open and powder was all over).

We are guessing that because I sprayed outside to kill spiders (and it lasts for 12 weeks) they decided to come on in. Bastards.

Last night's score - TSS 1, Black Widow 1......

Share any mood killers you have had :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I'd've spent the rest of the night standing on the bed, every light on full, terrified,

constantly scanning the walls and floor and ceiling, too afraid to sleep.

:scared:

Crikey.

[The Straight Story]

9. We were then worried about our daughter so I went in her room to scan it

I don't like using the spray in the house, so it is hunting time.

Last thing I want is to be having some, uh fun, and get a widow bite on my happy spot :)

[ceile]

2. Mom calling.

His mother must have ESP or something. I swear that woman knows and calls to interrupt almost every time.

[Kali]

10. ...

:spray:

oh yeah - that will do it

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. When the phone rings....

...and your SO won't let it go to voice mail. :grr: "Hello?....Hi, Mom...Yes, we did...No, Dad isn't here....What?....yack yack yack.... " HANG UP THE PHONE AND CALL YOUR MOM BACK LATER!!! :mad: :nuke: That's a guaranteed mood killer....:cry:

[The Straight Story]

25. Or - if it goes to voicemail on the machine and you can hear it "Hi dear,it's mom did you remember

to buy those new tampons I gave you the coupon for today? Call me back and let me know."

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

4. My wife came home early.

[johnnie]

6. .

:spray:

[MrCoffee]

7. "it's not what you think, honey. my stance is naturally wide!"

[The Straight Story]

26. And she didn't join you?

For shame :)

[MrCoffee]

5. the baby started crying

that kills the damn mood every damn time. dammit.

[mainegreen]

19. My god yes. Our son has some sort of 'dads gonna get lucky' telepathy.

It's amazing.
He wakes up about 90% of the time as soon as we get... you know.
Doesn't matter if we're two rooms away.

So frustrating!

[MrCoffee]

21. i'm pretty sure my son doesn't like me doing that to his mother

[LeftyMom]

8. SOMEBODY

Mind, I'm not saying who, thinks it's really really funny to do his Lil' Cheney impression at inopportune moments.

[KitchenWitch]

11. The Duggar family album

:yoiks:

[Blue-Jay]

12. Years ago, a GF's dog sneaked up and licked my butt.

I didn't want to have sex for, like, two years after that.

[The Straight Story]

13. With my X once, the kitten attack me -ouch

killed that night, cat was never allowed in bedroom again.

[asthmaticeog]

14. Um, confession time: that wasn't her dog.

Sorry, Jay. :blush:

[The Straight Story]

15. Maybe it was:

[Blue-Jay]

24. Holy shit!

It was Archae?!?!

[WilliamPitt]

40. Great. Thanks. I'm never having sex again.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. Well

wipe the peanut butter off your ass before you start fucking.

[MrCoffee]

17. can i pretty please use that for my sig line? i'll give you full attribution

[Blue-Jay]

18. As long as you don't attribute me.

I'm still trying to forget about it.

That dog had a looooong tongue.

[MonkeyFunk]

22. of course!

[DarkTirade]

30. There are very few things that ruin the mood quicker than a cold wet dog nose

in a weird unexpected place at the wrong time.

My ex had several dogs... that happened to me more than once.

[Deja Q]

20. Mood and mood, what is 'mood'?

:hide:

[The Straight Story]

23. it's doom spelled backwards

:beer:

[Danger Mouse]

34. Was this a lame star trek reference?

If it was, I'm a horrible nerd for detecting it.
If it wasn't, I'm even an even worse nerd for thinking it.
:banghead:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. The cold nose and tickly whiskers of a cat brushing your butt.

Very distracting.

[Skittles]

28. I don't kill spiders

nope...and you just killed MY mood :o

[The Straight Story]

32. That's ok, I kill enough of em for both of us

;)

[Vanje]

29. Ooooh BABY

Venomous spiders make me HOT!
I keep a few around just to keep it exciting.

[Ahpook]

31. Nosy neighbors looking on..

while on the bench in our apartment complex. The nerve of them:)

We just wrapped the towels back around ourselves and ran inside to carry on:D

[Critters2]

33. I used to work for a Mennonite agency. I know lots of Yoders.

And I'll never be able to look any of 'em in the face without laughing ever again.

Thank you. Thank you very much :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

35. If she says: Do you mind if I read a Book while .um...we do it.

Actually ..I would like to do a "George Castanza"

While making love..I'll eat a Roast beef Sandwich ..Plus...Read a book...Plus ..
...watch a great Movie on the TV.

Gee...I wonder why I don't get many dates??

:rofl:

[QMPMom]

36. This is a direct quote from my husband from 2 weeks ago:

"You sure are starting to look like your mother-in-law with that gray streak in your hair."

Mood DEAD. Immediately. Tears followed quickly.

A woman *never* wants to hear she looks like her husband's mother. Ever.

And if he says it when you're ..... talking .... it's even worse.

I really haven't forgiven him yet and am contemplating coloring my hair.

[The Straight Story]

37. That right there is messed up

Next time you are...talking...tell him he may not have gray hair but sure talks like grandpa Simpson :rofl:

[QMPMom]

38. LOL! He does have a lot of gray in his hair but I am

going to think up something evil to say. Maybe something to do with his bald spot. He's very vain about that.

[WilliamPitt]

39. Um...

Flee.

[fizzgig]

42. oh wow

and i thought it was bad when a guy once started talking about an ex just as things started heating up

it was real conversational, too

there were a few tears

[WCGreen]

41. Let's see, I'm forty nine, been married for almost twenty years...

Have five cats...

Nah, nothing ever happens to kill the mood in our house...