The Monty Python Shopping List

[skygazer]

Spam
Whizzo butter
Albatross
Rat (rather a lot)
Jugged fish
Blancmange
Salmon mousse


Feel free to add your own. :P

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1. Lemon curry, the Larch, and a shrubbery (not too expensive)

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2. and don't forget storage jars

[sasquatch]

3. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!

[Erva]

4. A parrot and a few more tellys

This parrot is dead.

Could you pick us up a few more tellys while you're out?

[SoxFan]

5. An ex-parrot

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6. Oh, and one gamey leg

with a tossed salad.

[MorningGlow]

7. A fish license

For my pet fish, Eric.

On edit: And some cheese, if I can find any.

[Cabcere]

8. Crunchy frog! (n/t)

[FloridaJudy]

27. Don't forget the Spring Surprise! n/t

[asthmaticeog]

9. Crelm Toothpaste,

with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

10. Bananas!

We 'aven't done them, 'ave we?

[IcyPeas]

11. old pajamas,

fish bananas,
mutton
beef and
trout

oh, and pointy hats.
oh, and a penguin
oh, and a pair of size 9 shoes

[Xipe Totec]

12. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[SacredCow]

13. BEANS!!!!!!!

Oh, and a shrubbery

[treestar]

14. a mattress

[skygazer]

16. Don't you mean a dog kennel?

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. A Scotsman on a horse!

:)

[Arkham House]

17. A dead bishop on the landing...

[ironflange]

18. Buttered scones

For tea

[PassingFair]

19. Lupines!

...and Poached Salmon in a White Wine Sauce.....

[huskerlaw]

20. Coconuts

The horses need new shoes.

[racaulk]

29. Hah!

Good one! :)

[YankeyMCC]

21. One argument please

[WinkyDink]

22. Photos of your wife, know what I mean?

[hotforteacher]

23. The number 14-St. Joseph-the-somewhat-

divine-on-the-hill ballistic missile.

[FredScuttle]

24. Red Leicester? Sorry

Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Emmental, Gruyère, Norwegian Jarlsberg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Pont l'Evêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carré de l'Est, Bresse-Bleu, Boursin, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Japanese Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Greek Feta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Pipo Crème, Danish Fynbo, Czech sheep's milk, Venezuelan beaver cheese, Cheddar, Ilchester, and Limburger

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. Larks' tongues

Wrens' livers
Chaffinch brains
Jaguars' earlobes
Wolf nipple chips
Dromedary pretzels
Tuscany fried bats
Otters' noses
Ocelot spleens
Badgers' spleens

and a beard. But you have to haggle.

[Orsino]

26. A brief raspberry. n/t

[FloridaJudy]

28. The naughty bits of a sofa n/t

[Burma Jones]

30. A New Gas Cooker

And I want it hooked up too.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

31. A Wafer Thin Mint

OH NO!! IT'S MR. CREASOTE!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

32. Cheese

Stop at the cheese shop and try to pick up some cheese. I dare you.

[AllegroRondo]

33. Stop by the Tobaccanist also

and say "my hovercraft is full of eels"