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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:30 PM
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Well, there's now 19.2 pounds more entropy, or Global Warming, in the world
Due to someone - I won't say who, but his initials are "Droopy" - deciding to turn 19.2 pounds of body mass into waste heat, otherwise known as Global Warming.

Now, I'm not saying the alleged person (initials "Droopy") is to blame for Global Warming.

I'm just giving you the numbers. Do with them whatever you will.

I ain't got no dog in this fight.

I'm just sayin'.

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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:32 PM
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1. Actually, my calculations show
that any mass "lost" by Droopy is simply transformed into another phase of awesomeness, therefore causing no harm to our planet. :P

(I'm not making any sense, am I? And the sad thing is, I'm 100% sober right now.) :shrug:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:34 PM
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2. WHAT????
You don't have your servants deal with Droopy's contribution to global warming???? You REALLY need to acquire robotic staff as I have. Everything runs so smoothly now.

:eyes:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:38 PM
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3. Shit man
By the time I'm done the ice caps will have melted and New York city will be under water. Got 68 more pounds to go. I guess you all could try to bribe me with Twinkies and Icehouse beer, but I am dead set in turning Minnesota into a rain forest. :)
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:40 PM
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4. Best of luck to you....
My nephew-in-law has lost 175 pounds since the third week of January this year, under a physician-led program. He looks great and so will you.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:42 AM
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6. Good! Fuck Minnesota! Lose 100 pounds, and make it a desert!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:45 PM
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5. Pfft. Everyone knows that entropy is measured in gallons.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 07:38 AM
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7. I can think of one poster who adds incalculably more hot air to the climate.
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