Ditka vs a hurricane named Ditka...

[IndianaJones]

who wins?

[PeaceNikki]

1. Coach 17-3

[ohiosmith]

2. Ditka.

:shrug:

[IndianaJones]

4. Ditka vs God in a golf match. Remember, he's a good golfer. nt.

[ohiosmith]

9. Easy, Ditka by four strokes.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Are we talking a mini-Ditka...

or regular size?

[IndianaJones]

5. regular size Ditka. nt.

[MrCoffee]

6. Ditka.

[IndianaJones]

7. Ditka vs da Giants....

this is Ditka after the heart attack.

[MrCoffee]

16. please...Ditka in a walk.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Yep, Ditka!

Arrrgh--heart attack!










I'm okay now.

[DS1]

10. Now what if Da Bears were to enter the Indianapolis 500?

[IndianaJones]

11. Bears...in a squeeker. nt.

[HuskerDU]

12. If the Bears entered the Indy 500 in a Greyhound bus and

Ditka was the driver, the Bears win by 8 laps.

(assuming Fridge Perry keeps his head INSIDE the bus)

[HuskerDU]

13. Hey thanks a lot bud. My friend Todd Sworsky's head just

exploded! Oh wait- it was just a heart attack- he is ok.

[IndianaJones]

15. alright, Bears vs the assembled choir of heavenly angels. nt.

[MrCoffee]

17. cherubims AND seraphims?

[grace0418]

14. Depends. Which one is dumber and more of a right-wing idiot?

Can't stand that guy.