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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:47 AM Original message |
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS NOW OPEN. Next. |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. I want to sue, |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:52 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Come on lady, there are people waiting behind you. |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:56 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. lol |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
3. What has been done about the maps such as with we U.S. Americans? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Wrong store buddy. We don't carry maps. Move along. |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
6. You know you live in a patriarchy when |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:05 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. How would you like a trip to the moon? Beat it. |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:10 AM Response to Reply #9 |
19. When can I go? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:13 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. As soon as I can get around this counter. NEXT! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:08 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. perfect! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. What are you? Her support system? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
7. It's too damn hot outside. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Don't go outside. NEXT! |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
8. "I just bought these shoes, and the sole's worn clean through...." nt |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:07 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Do you have your original receipt? |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:46 AM Response to Reply #12 |
43. Bollocks! I left it at the Argument Clinic.... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:48 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. In that case let me recommend a good cobbler. NEXT! |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
11. Here's mine! I NEED AN ANSWER NOW!!1!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:08 AM Response to Reply #11 |
15. SCRAM! ya wise ass. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
13. The mosquitos were divebombing me this morning |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:10 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. What do I look like lady? The Orkin man? NEXT! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
16. my son's an ungrateful oaf! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:11 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Only if you return him in the original packaging. NEXT! |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
22. This shit on a shingle is overcooked. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:22 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. All meals are cooked to order so long as you order what we cook. You want medium rare? Next time |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
23. My car is covered in ash and I just washed it a few days ago. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:23 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Cut back on you smoking. NEXT! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
26. Damn but this Complaint Department sucks. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:33 AM Response to Reply #26 |
30. Complaint Department complaint line forms to the left. NEXT! |
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HERVEPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
27. My body is deteriorating too rapidly |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:36 AM Response to Reply #27 |
33. You think it's bad now, wait a couple of years. Then you'll really have something to bitch about. |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
28. Everyone's always complaining. It's annoying me! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:38 AM Response to Reply #28 |
34. Beat it smart ass. NEXT! |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
29. I'm tired of doing paperwork |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:40 AM Response to Reply #29 |
37. Have a couple of shots of bourbon. NEXT! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
31. Why doesn't the complaint department have extended hours? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:42 AM Response to Reply #31 |
39. So we don't have to deal with the children of the night like you. NEXT! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
32. I took a number but my number is broken |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:41 AM Original message |
Mine is a perfect square... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
52. I got your round number. Right here buddy. NEXT! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:44 AM Response to Reply #32 |
40. Go down to Joey's at the corner. Ask for Guido. Tell him about your number. He'll take care of it |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
35. These pretzels are making me thirsty. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:45 AM Response to Reply #35 |
41. Your whining is making me nauseous. NEXT! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
36. I like pie. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:46 AM Response to Reply #36 |
42. That's obvious. NEXT! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
38. My weener is too long |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:46 AM Response to Reply #38 |
44. You should be so lucky. NEXT! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
46. So um |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:58 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. It's my hobby. My real job is Grief Counselor. Come back when you have a complaint. NEXT! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
47. This line is too long |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 10:59 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. That line forms to the right. NEXT! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
50. UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE NOW!!!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 11:22 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. By the looks of you, NOW is too late. NEXT! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
53. I can't wait until 2008. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:34 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. I can't wait for the next complaint. NEXT! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
54. I lost my girl, my truck, my boots, and my dog. n/t |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:35 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. Smoke some crack and write a C&W song. NEXT! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
57. Flop sweat isn't a very good lubricant |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
58. Flop sweat isn't a very good lubricant |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:53 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. And, it causes short term memory lose. NEXT! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
59. This buff nude guy arrived in a weird glowing sphere |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:55 PM Response to Reply #59 |
64. This is the Complaint Department not the psycho ward. NEXT! |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
60. You say my foot touched yours, I don't remember, if you say so, I suppose it happened. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. NEXT! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
62. My arm hurts when I move it like this n/t |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:57 PM Response to Reply #62 |
66. Smoke some crack and write a C&W song. NEXT! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
63. The title of this magazine is very deceiving |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 12:58 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. If you're trying to return it, forget it. It's all covered with flop sweat. NEXT! |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
68. The Boss won't pay me unless I work. Tsup wid that? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 01:29 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. You're fired. Hit the bricks ya bum. NEXT! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
70. I just smoked a bunch of crack... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-06-07 01:47 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Are you fucking nuts? Coming in here with no pants on? NEXT! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
72. Is it still open? |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
73. Hey! Wake up! I was here yesterday, and I'm still not satisfied! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. I'm still not satisfied! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
75. I am sick to death of trying to explain the problem of evil! nt |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:22 AM Response to Reply #75 |
78. Then quit trying. NEXT! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
76. Your flag is too damn pointy. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:29 AM Response to Reply #76 |
80. Get a haircut. NEXT! |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-07-07 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
77. I want the cord of firewood I ordered two months ago! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:30 AM Response to Reply #77 |
81. People in hell want Coke machines. NEXT! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
79. flvegan won't get my name tattooed on his ass. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:32 AM Response to Reply #79 |
82. How about on his,....... |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
83. It's about 90 degrees and the AC is barely working! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:36 AM Response to Reply #83 |
84. You and the AC have a lot in common. NEXT! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
85. THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-08-07 11:41 AM Response to Reply #85 |
86. The complaint department's hours are inconvenient. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 09:31 AM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Not for me. NEXT! |
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