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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-05-07 11:43 PM
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I've always liked this one...
...and I was reminded of it in an email today.


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story? The asshole is usually the one in charge!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-05-07 11:52 PM
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1. LOL! AMEN!
Seriously, if you can't excrete you will die. At least that is what my Chemistry teacher said.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-05-07 11:53 PM
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2. LOL!
:rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-05-07 11:55 PM
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3. cute.
:D
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