Michael Vick to Star in Remake of Old Yeller

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Michael Vick to Star in Remake of Old Yeller

Hollywood. CA (O! Online) - Robert Eiger today announced that after a long series of negotiations Disney Studios has signed former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick to star in an upcoming remake of the Disney classic "Old Yeller". It is anticipated that the project will resurrect flagging Disney video sales as well as bolster the career of the recently disgraced quarterback.

"Screenings have shown that we may possibly have a winner on our hands here," stated Eiger. "The audience that we could count on for tears when old yeller dies has quadrupled. Disney Studios is also proud to do what we are able in order to salvage the reputation of a fine young man and athlete in Michael Vick."

"Old Yeller" has been rated R for excessive violence, but Disney Studios assures families that no dogs were ultimately harmed throughout filming.

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2751

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:13 PM
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1. Some things just aren't funny.

This is one of them.

My opinion.

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:15 PM
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2. Tis ok by me, and I certainly meant no offense to anyone

I thought it was kinda funny though (the video of his dog school is even more funny). But that is just my opinion.

Now how about a beer my friend: :beer:

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:18 PM
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3. No offense whatsoever, TSS.

I see where humor could be drawn, and I can see why folks might find it funny. Just to me, as I said, it wasn't funny. I'm a little too close to it, I guess.

Beer? Whatcha pouring, brother? I'm actually enjoying one of the new slim can Heineken Lights right now.

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:20 PM
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4. Got some corona and lime, and some rum (may have some beerum)

Beerum - > Half+ glass of beer with rum mixed in. Really a smooth drink and the flavors can help make it a really good drink (unless it is really cheap rum).

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:24 PM
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5. Beerum...never thought of that.

Now, could one then mix half a glass of a really nice IPA with some 151?

That would kick harder than Beckham with steel-toed boots.

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:25 PM
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6. Beckham can kick? Tell LA that, they are still waiting to see it

:rofl:

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-04-07 11:30 PM
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7. I'm going solely on his resume.

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