Cops: Nude driver's conduct distracting

[Oeditpus Rex]

ANGOLA, Ind. - A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.

The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands when a state trooper pulled him over about 10 miles from the Ohio line Wednesday, police said.

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I don't wanna know. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Gives new meaning to the term "joy ride".

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. ...

:spray:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hehehe!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

3. Okay...don't want to know what the petroleum jelly was for...

:scared:

[RushIsRot]

4. Slip, slidin' away...or sumthin'.

[Kali]

5. Just lubricating my chassis, officer.

[krispos42]

6. I wonder if there's a 'ten-code' for that offense.

Last cruised that calls "not it" has to respond...

[UrbScotty]

7. But WAS IT petroleum jelly? (nt)

[billyskank]

8. Does he have a transparent car?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. 'Other motorists had called police about the driver,

with several calls from truckers who could see into the front seat of the SUV."

[JohnnyLib2]

11. In the great circumcision debate,

this is a whole new argument for saving the hoodie.

[DarkTirade]

12. Maybe I'm just a nerd when it comes to details...

but how the hell can you properly hold onto the wheel when your hands are covered in petroleum jelly? :P

[City of Mills]

15. using your knees to steer n/t

[Schema Thing]

13. Was "momma I'm comin' home" playing on his stereo?

[guitar man]

14. Nah, it was The Divinyls

"I Touch Myself"

:rofl: