Movies that should have been on MST3K

[pstokely]

"The Buttercream Gang" and everything else produced by Feature Films for Families
Cop and a 1/2

[JVS]

1. Citizen Kane

[krispos42]

2. "Firehouse Dog" n/t

[Downtown Hound]

3. Batman and Robin

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[Richard Steele]

8. Yes it was. I'd love to see that get MST3K'd! nm

[TheMightyFavog]

4. I have a few...

Death Wish III-V

You're Driving Me Crazy, a Really bad Canadian Horror Flick from the early 90s featuring Norman Fell.

Any of the K. Gordon Murray kids flicks they didin't do

Born Innocent (although any copy they would have had at the time would have had this films most infamous scene cut)

Mark Borchardt's short, Coven (Prononunced KOH'-vehn)

The Refinery Film, 1987 educational short put our by Chevron featuring McLean Stevenson (I can hear all the MASH References)

Stratigic Air Command (Decent Movie, but so much to riff on)

Thunderbirds are Go! and Thunderbird Six (Would make for good discussion on just what "F.A.B" stands for

Godzilla's Revenge (Worst. Godzilla flick. Ever.)

Captain Scarlet vs. the Mysterons (Basically a bunch of episodes of Captain Scarlet edited together into a feature-lengeth made for TV Movie)

End of Evangelion

Hell, any of the Evangelion movies.

Terror of Mechagodzilla

Invasion: U.S.A. (The 1985 Chuck Norris film, not the one from the 50s, ewhich they actually did.)

Commando

Iron Eagle (Bad movie, really bad movie. Included scenes that made aviation geeks like me shake my head)

Any of the Iron Eagle Sequels (They. made. three. more. Iron. Eagle. Movies.)

The Defender (Quite possibly Jet Li's worst film)

Klondike Fever

Jacob Have I Loved (I hated the book in 8th Grade reading class, Saw the movie after we finished the book. Ithought the movie sucked even more, although I thought Bridget Fonda was way hot in it at the time)

Hercules Conquers Atlantis

Hercules and the Captive Women

Hercules, Prisoner of Evil

Konrad (Made-for-TV flick based on the book)

[pstokely]

5. Left Behind

[Snarkturian Clone]

6. A lot of new movies have been done though the show is over.

They're downloadable as sound files you play over your dvd-- I don't have a link sorry.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. Mike Nelson's RiffTrax

http://www.rifftrax.com/

[sanguinivorous]

16. They are also releasing new stuff..

on DVD as "The Film Crew".

[Richard Steele]

7. Crash.

That would really benefit from the MST3K treatment.

[mitchum]

11. Great minds!

That was exactly what I was thinking. The movie was really just a manipulative piece of trash which reeked of ponderous self-importance. And it fooled many.

[SeattleGirl]

9. I confess to ignorance. What is MST3K?

:shrug:

[MysticalChicken]

10. Mystery Science Theater 3000

It's a show where a guy and two (or three, I forget, I've actually never seen it even though I want to) robots make humorous, sarcastic commentary throughout really, really bad movies.

[sanguinivorous]

18. If you can't/don't want to risk downloading any off the internet...

...the Volume 5 DVD set is a good one to start with.

[SeattleGirl]

19. Okay, thanks!

I've watched the older ones, and they are crack ups!

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Here's an example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kH4XyWjq4

Part 2, if you want it, can be found to the right side.

[krispos42]

17. Your social ignorance is unacceptable!

PM me your address. I will burn and mail to you all 59 episodes I have on my computer. You will then watch them back-to-back without pause. After 96 hours has elapsed since receiving the package (I'll get a tracking number, so no slacking!), I will expect a comprehensive report on what you have learned from MST3k and how it was, is, and will be relevent to all aspects of your life and possibly your afterlife or reincarnation. Use graphs and other visual aids, as needed. Include appendicies, a glossary, and an index.















Or, you can just look at the Wikipedia entry for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MST3k

And the Wikiquote entry for it.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/MST3k

And the various and sundry YouTube clips:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=MST3k





Yeah, in fact, I think that will be easier on both of us. Go ahead and give that a try.

Yeah, that's it.




Have fun.

[SeattleGirl]

20. LOL!

Aye aye, Captain!


:rofl:

[sarge43]

12. Battlefield Earth or is that too obvious?

I miss that show.

[sanguinivorous]

15. Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"

During that part where the kid goes up to the room to get his fire truck only to end up sitting on his deranged father's lap getting asked a bunch of weird questions, I keep expecting Nicholson to say, "Danny, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Star Wars 1, 2, 3, and 6

[LeftyMom]

22. Star Trek: Nemesis nt