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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-31-07 11:32 PM Original message |
Poll question: Least funny human being attempting to work in the field of comedy |
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Archae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-31-07 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
1. Lately, Dennis Miller. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 08:28 AM Response to Reply #1 |
27. I think he's in the process of morphing.... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:15 PM Response to Reply #27 |
51. Delete |
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Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
99. Yep. Sucked on Monday Night Football, too. |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-31-07 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. I don't know how anyone can be worse than |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. Colin Quinn. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 08:23 AM Response to Reply #2 |
26. Colin Quinn, Ron White, Jim Breuer |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-31-07 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
3. What's his name? Dane Cook? Please. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:03 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I just endured Nealon hosting "The World's Funniest Commercials" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 11:10 AM Response to Reply #3 |
88. Holy CRAP! Dane Cook is a COMEDIAN? |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #88 |
91. ALLEGEDLY. n/t |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
5. Jimmy Fallon |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
31. If he didn't laugh at his own jokes... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:04 AM Response to Reply #31 |
42. Hell, they're not even his own jokes. He's so pathetic, he has to have someone else... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:50 AM Response to Reply #5 |
35. Every now and then you laugh at Jimmy Fallon |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
6. Adam Sandler |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:12 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. He used to be my first choice |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
92. I'll second that! nm |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
7. Get OUT! Kevin is hilarious. |
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southerncrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. GWB. |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
11. Actually, Jerry Seinfeld takes the cake, hands down! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:35 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Oh, yeah, that Larry guy. Dirt is funnier than him. Way funnier. nt |
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Frank Cannon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 07:13 AM Response to Reply #11 |
24. I never, ever understood the popularity of Jerry Seinfeld |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:19 AM Response to Reply #24 |
32. I'm with you. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:59 AM Response to Reply #24 |
39. As a stand up, Seinfeld really does have astonishing technique... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:03 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Cook, the Blue Collar trio, O'Donnell, Sinbad, Garafolo, Black... |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:57 AM Response to Reply #11 |
30. oooo, changing mine to "Larry the Fucking Cable Guy". |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:06 PM Response to Reply #30 |
50. He's even worse than Jerry! I hate it when he says |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:50 AM Response to Reply #11 |
36. I never liked Jerry's standup, |
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Ishoutandscream2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:31 AM Response to Reply #36 |
46. Absolutely |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
49. My teenage son LOVES Jerry, and it drives him |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
12. 3-way tie: Jack Black, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
13. Andrew Dice Clay. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:35 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I liked him |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 12:35 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Is he still breathing? nt |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
17. Dane Cook |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 02:35 AM Response to Original message |
18. Eddie fucking Izzard and Carlos Menstealia. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 02:44 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Eddie is GOD! |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:21 AM Response to Reply #19 |
33. I know. I know. People LOVE Eddie Izzard. |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
77. I don't get him either. n/t |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:49 AM Response to Reply #18 |
34. Izzard is one of the best! |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:36 AM Response to Reply #34 |
84. I can't stand him...it's all 'oh look how CLEVER I am and I am stroking the egos of my audience... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:20 AM Response to Reply #18 |
44. Good call on Izzard...his schtick is just Oscar Wilde with a massive head injury |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:34 AM Response to Reply #44 |
83. Excellent! I'm going to remember that one! Thanks! |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:16 PM Response to Reply #18 |
65. how did i just know these would be your picks? |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:53 PM Response to Reply #18 |
71. Agree on Carlos, but... |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 04:54 AM Response to Original message |
20. Andy Dick |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:28 PM Response to Reply #20 |
57. Couldn't agree more. (nt) |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:31 PM Response to Reply #20 |
61. he rules! |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:06 PM Response to Reply #20 |
74. Nah. Andy Dick may be incredibly disturbed, but he's crazy funny. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 06:01 AM Response to Original message |
21. Jim Carrey. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 06:02 AM Response to Original message |
22. Carrot Top |
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recoveringdittohed (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 07:05 AM Response to Original message |
23. The comedian, Rush Limbaugh |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:37 AM Response to Reply #23 |
85. He's hilarious! |
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Dirty Hippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
25. Sarah Sliverman |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 08:30 AM Response to Reply #25 |
28. I don't think I'm young enough to "get" her. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:26 AM Response to Reply #28 |
45. "Mean is funny" is not young, but the OLDEST technique... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #25 |
60. She's funny |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
29. Obviously you don't watch "Weeds" on Showtime. Nealon is VERY funny on that show. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:52 AM Response to Reply #29 |
37. Nealon is hilarious on Weeds. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:14 PM Response to Reply #29 |
64. In fact, you're correct; I don't watch it |
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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
38. Carlos Mencia. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 02:57 PM Response to Reply #38 |
63. I think James Randi should offer a 1 million dollar reward |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
41. Ann Coulter. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:17 PM Response to Reply #41 |
66. She doesn't count, because the OP specified "human being" |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:37 PM Response to Reply #66 |
79. Oops. Arrrrrrghhh! Choke!!!! Dayam!!!! You're right! She's a lizard! |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:43 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. I hope lizards won't take offense. |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
43. Conan O'Brien |
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AnotherGreenWorld (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:50 PM Response to Reply #43 |
70. Conan is hilarious... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 10:53 AM Response to Reply #43 |
86. Conan? Whaaa? |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
47. It's Tom Arnold! |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
48. (Sigh) No... no... no... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #48 |
59. In Soviet Russia, Emo Philips and Yakov Smirnoff draw YOU! |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
52. One that hasn't been said yet: Robin Williams |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:18 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. wrong! |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:26 PM Response to Reply #52 |
54. But it needed to be said (because it's true) |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:26 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. No but you have to give credit to the man who was able to do enough coke to kill 10 horses. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:38 PM Response to Reply #55 |
69. Pity that he didn't do enough to kill one scenery-chewing ham |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
56. Marty Daniels, Christian Comedian |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
58. Martin Short, what's his fucking deal! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:34 PM Response to Reply #58 |
68. I never understood that show where he was in a fat suit |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
62. So many choices...gotta go with Rob Schneider |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
67. Jimmy Kimmel (sp?) |
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AnotherGreenWorld (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
72. Tie between Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Larry the Cable Guy... |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
73. Carlos Mencia |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
75. Drew Carey |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
76. Bob Saget |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 10:36 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. I recently tried to watch Bob Saget's comedy special |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:46 PM Response to Reply #78 |
81. He should team up with Sarah Silverman |
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Rosemary2205 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-01-07 11:48 PM Response to Reply #78 |
82. Bob Saget with a potty mouth?? |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 02:09 PM Response to Reply #82 |
89. yeah... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
87. I've never been able to stand Adam Sandler. Add him to the list. nt |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
90. This list makes me wanna VOMIT (mostly) |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
93. Carlos Mencia--the poor man's Dave Chappelle |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 04:56 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. Have you seen "September Dawn" yet? |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 04:57 PM Response to Reply #95 |
96. ...dare I ask what that is? |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #96 |
97. It's a movie about the Frontier Mormon massacre in the 1880's |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
94. Put me down for the very unfunny Colin Quinn. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
98. Well, it's official |
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sanguinivorous (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
100. A few people who aren't fucking funny... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-02-07 09:46 PM Response to Reply #100 |
101. Wow! Those are all great, especially #1 |
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