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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 11:48 AM
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Send lawyers guns and money
I'll tell you why I need them later
I ain't got time for that now
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 11:58 AM
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1. ~
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 01:26 PM
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7. Is that Vanilla Ice?
:hide:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 02:36 PM
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9. i don't know who it is --
found it on the internet :shrug:
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 12:15 PM
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2. Which lawyers would you like me to send guns and money to?
nt
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 12:19 PM
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3. Dad, get me out of this!....
Ha!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 12:22 PM
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4. If my dad could get me out of this then I woundn't need you folks to send me lawyers guns and money
Color me perplexed
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 12:22 PM
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5. the shit has hit the fan
wo0t.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 01:24 PM
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6. I've got a lawyer and a gun - but no money
will Fed-Ex do?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 01:27 PM
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8. Nice sentiment but . . .
The FedEx employees would find the gun and either keep it for themselves or alert the authorities, and then I'd be in even more trouble.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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