I'm thinking that I want Vick and DMX in a triple threat steel cage match

[flvegan]

Vick: 27, 6'0 and 215 lbs


DMX: 36, 5'something and less than 200 lbs


flvegan: 35, 5'11 and 225 lbs




I'm thinking that I got these two assholes. I don't believe in violence, but I believe in harmonization.

Hatred is ugly, and I'm proving it here. Apologies.

[Taverner]

1. Dood you'd kick their lily livered asses

And make the world safe for us compassionate fucks again :)

[flvegan]

6. I just want a pic of me with each one of them in a headlock

broadcast to the masses.

[LeftyMom]

2. I hate to tell you this hon, but mean beats big.

Trust me- my mom used to tend biker bars and she makes me look robust.

I'd harmonize 'em both for ya. One at a time though and I'd use a bat (see what I'm telling you about mean? I know you don't have it in you, so let me handle the evil shit.)

[flvegan]

3. Mean only beats big, as stated, when

Mean can outthink big. Since it's me v these 2 fucking morons, I'll take my chances.

[LeftyMom]

4. Yeah, but where's my fun in that?

Ladies first, damn it. :D

[flvegan]

5. I just think that the headline, "Pitbull rescuing vegan forces DMX and Vick to tap out..."

Would be priceless.

I think Vick gets a Gracie chokeout, but DMX is getting a heartpunch.

[LeftyMom]

7. You are no fun at all

It's way more of an ego blow to get one's ass kicking from 5'2" of tiny vegan mommy.

[flvegan]

8. You silly, silly girl...

You missed the meme...

What really happens is that one of these stallions of manhood gets totally pw3nd by LK. Nothing like getting your ass handed to you by a child. A child with a whole lotta backup.

Pity that kid, I do...or something.

[LeftyMom]

10. He's what, 6 now?

wait a minute, why am I asking you how old my son is?

Anyhow, figure another 10 years or so until he's mostly grown and able to drive himself to whatever he's doing, then he can save the world and we can get rocking chairs and keep a few microbreweries in the black, with occasional runs to bail his crazy fearless ass out. Until then, I think we have to fight off the forces of evil ourselves. :shrug:

[Ekirh]

9. Heart Punch No No No . .

A Stan Hansen esque LARITO would be much better....

Thena again.. the Heart Punch is classic.....

Vick... definitely gets the Gracie Chokeout

First you should take him down to the ground with a headlock right into a bulldog "nods"

"Takes his wrestling dorkness and slowly backs away"


Edit: Maybe I missed something in particular.. I definitely know why Vick has your hatred.. but did DMX do anything in specific I'm unaware of?

[LeftyMom]

11. busted for dogfighting, check LBN for details

And he did it in Maricopa county, Arizona, so Sheriff Arpaio, quite the animal lover btw, is going to have his ass in rose-colored boxers and living in a tent in the desert. Maybe for a while, since it's a second offense.

[Ekirh]

12. Shit how the hell did I miss that. .

Heart Punch him away flvegan.. Heart Punch away

Just remember... it is permittable to make liberal use of your cage surroundings :).

[flvegan]

14. I'm all Gracie.

I see me with my legs wrapped around his midsection, my arms around his arms and neck, redefining the Full Nelson. He flails, I hang on. My left arm is holding his left arm in the crux of his elbow, behind his neck, and my is hand holding his right wrist. My right arm/hand is free.

Pity. I have no idea what damage I can do.

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. So much for the scrawny-vegan meme

I just jotted "Don't piss flvegan off" on a Post-it and stuck it to my fridge.

[flvegan]

15. Nah...I'm nobody.

You are right, though...the vegan=scrawny meme should go away. It's inaccurate. Point proven.