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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:31 PM
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Does anybody have any ideas...
on how to keep two horny teenagers distracted/from pawing at each other for two and a half hours? :eyes: My brother's bringing his girlfriend home after school today b/c he has to take her to band practice tonight and he didn't want to drive all the way out to her house (she lives about 30 min. away), and since our parents are working late tonight I'm the official Teenage Sex Police. :eyes: (He's 16 and she's 15, btw - don't know if that makes any difference.) Any ideas, suggestions, etc. would be welcome! :) Thanks.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:32 PM
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1. Strip Scrabble?
:rofl:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:34 PM
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6. Oh jeez...
:rofl: On second thought, maybe I'll just hire the guys in your sig pic to yell at them whenever they start making out. ;)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:33 PM
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2. Lock them in two separate rooms
Other than that, you're doomed.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:34 PM
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7. Those rooms got windows?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:34 PM
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3. I'm afraid you're out of luck. Short of
locking one in a room with no windows, or standing over them constantly the whole time while holding a brick.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:34 PM
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4. tie them up with saran wrap
and leave them there until time for band practice


:yoiks:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:34 PM
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5. a video on natural childbirth
that ought to do it.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:37 PM
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8. OK, I think I've got it figured out...
...it looks like I'm going to have to lock them in separate, windowless rooms, tie them up with saran wrap, and make them watch a video on natural childbirth while Fred Thompson and John McCain yell at them and throw bricks. :P

Seriously, thanks for the suggestions, guys - I had my suspicions that that was about what would be required. :) :hi: Peace!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:40 PM
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9. And after all your efforts, they will ditch band practice
and do it in the car :eyes:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:42 PM
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10. They'd better not!
They're taking MY car (since my brother's truck is in the shop)!! :puke: I wouldn't put it past them, though...gah.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:42 PM
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11. see..
the lounge comes through for you!!!


:hi:


:rofl:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:44 PM
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12. Viva la Lounge!
:rofl:

:hug:

:hi:
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