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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 09:39 PM
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My new neighbor looks like Kirsten Dunst, only hotter!
Edited on Tue Aug-21-07 09:40 PM by MilesColtrane
Any advice on how to casually bring up the all-important "so...that George W. really sucks" test?
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 09:43 PM
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1. "Hey, you look like Kirsten Dunst, although not as perpetually drunk/stoned!
Bush is really a dipshit, ain't he?"

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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:23 AM
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2. Smoooooth
Why didn't I think of that?

:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:25 AM
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3. "I'll bet your vagina looks just like George W. Bush"
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:29 AM
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4. Wait until AFTER you have sex with her to ask that.
You have a 1 in 3 shot of ruining it.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:31 AM
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6. DOH!
I thought everyone knew that.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:30 AM
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5. PICS OR BAN
Edited on Wed Aug-22-07 09:33 AM by jasonc
I am serious.

edit: if you want, tell me where you live, introduce me as your incredibly awesome friend, and after I have sex with her, I will find out if she is a bush supporter or not.

Personally, I dont support bush, in the white house or on girls...
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:34 AM
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7. if she's that hot
who gives a shit? Bang her anyway. Later, if you find out she's a Boosh supporter, give her a parting boink finished off with a money shot to the yapper.....:hide:
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 12:31 PM
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8. Hope she doesn't have those slitty eyes like Kirsten does.
Small, beady, shifty eyes.

Tell her a Bush joke.
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Dirty Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 02:03 PM
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9. Ya'll make me glad I'm a Lesbian n/t
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 02:05 PM
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10. Telling us this without posting a picture?
Break out that camera and get to work. Now.
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