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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 08:45 PM Original message |
Things I Learned While Watching Star Trek |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. Every time you really,really need some gadget to work,it won't. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 12:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
74. That's not Star Trek, that's real life. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
2. Just because one is an excellent starship commander |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
3. I learned... |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. Things I learned while watching Enterprise |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. Warp drive was apparently subcontracted to the Yugo Corporation |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. "But Captain, if we beam down there, it's certain death!" |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. Things I learned from Star Trek: |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
8. People Speak Perfect English on Every Planet In The Galaxy |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. See my post above. They can do that because of the Universal Translator. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #9 |
58. Yes,. but the reality is there should be a pause for translation after every statement uttered |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 02:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
77. And they all breathe Oxygen |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
10. Stay away from the holodeck! |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. The holoshed is on the fritz again? |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
46. lol |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
47. lol |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
11. More Stuff |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
12. - Resistance isn't that futile. |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. The Prime Directive Is Always Ignored |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
14. Here's a few... |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
15. More: |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
16. What I learned.... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Great list |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 12:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
34. Yeah, but Avery Brooks voice makes up for a lot. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 12:12 AM Response to Reply #34 |
35. It should. It cost him a fortune at the... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
18. That RIck Berman is the anti-Midas -- everything he touches turns to shit. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. 1. If you're an impregnable humanoid, consider sleeping with a diaphragm in every night, |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
21. You sure as hell don't want to be the one irregular crew-member |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 02:44 AM Response to Reply #21 |
38. oops posted in wrong place |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Never trust a guy named Mudd. |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
23. And,oh yeah,set phasers on caress. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 11:56 AM Response to Reply #23 |
73. alien sex rocks! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
24. Even more... |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. If you really need warp drive, it's sure to go down |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. 6. Chessboards are more fun with layers. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
27. Another one: |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 09:59 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. ...or, it's mating time |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 10:01 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Isn't it the Klingon's who get REALLY intense when it's time to mate? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 10:02 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. I don't know - I only watched the 60's version |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 10:03 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. My fav is The Next Generation. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
30. If it's seemingly an omnipotent energy being, it's really a 13-year old with a nagging Mom... |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-13-07 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
33. There are strange dynamics everywhere... |
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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 02:34 AM Response to Original message |
36. Gas is bad. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
37. Khaaaaaaaan!!!!!! |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 02:46 AM Response to Original message |
39. even though there is no air in space there is plenty of turbulence |
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qdemn7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 03:56 AM Response to Original message |
40. In Space... no one can see you take a piss |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 01:08 PM Response to Reply #40 |
56. Of course there were toilets on the Enterprise. |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 04:20 AM Response to Original message |
41. "All I really need to know I learned from watching Star Trek" |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 05:26 AM Response to Original message |
42. All major ship systems are powered by steam. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 05:37 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Corrollary: Torpedo hits = Falling plaster dust on the bridge |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 05:58 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. LOL! Indeed, You can just imagine the contractor turning up... |
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qdemn7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:18 AM Response to Reply #42 |
48. That's not steam it's PLASMA. |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
45. That I was gay |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
49. Scotty is a big fat liar. |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #49 |
55. Scotty mentioned that in TNG ... |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 07:04 PM Response to Reply #55 |
62. Stuff like this has been going on in |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 06:16 PM Response to Reply #49 |
60. "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is apparently in force in Starfleet |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
50. Floyd transcends time and space |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
51. Though Romulan Ale is illegal, everyone has some |
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Alexander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:38 PM Response to Reply #51 |
66. Was Romulan Ale supposed to be the Star Trek marijuana? |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
52. Star Trek |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
53. My list: |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 05:50 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. Brilliant! |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #53 |
75. some of those have explanations |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
54. Beverly Crusher is hot... |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
59. I learned what kind of future I hope for us.. Well, minus the |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
61. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
63. All women will have pointy boobs for some reason |
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Ivan Sputnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
64. "Things are only impossible until they're not" |
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Alexander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
65. Every single fistfight involves getting your shirt ripped. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
67. alien females have vaginas |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 09:02 PM Response to Reply #67 |
71. And How!!!!! |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
68. Time travel is impossible. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
69. Always pad your estimates by at least a factor of 2 |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
70. 2 things that haven't been covered: first |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 09:02 PM Response to Reply #70 |
72. "... the Arlen Specter of hired muscle." |
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Smooth Operator (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 02:20 PM Response to Reply #72 |
76. the height of bad form |
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