Man Accused Of Sex W/ Goat Says He Was Trying To Milk Animal

[Gormy Cuss]

Umm, nice try. Then again, it's more believable than Bob Allen's excuse.
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/07/rep_bob_allen_cites_.html

TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat was scheduled to be arraigned on a animal cruelty charge.

Charging papers said a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

http://www.local6.com/news/13872813/detail.html

[sakabatou]

1. Riiiiiiight...

[Hugin]

2. "Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum"

That alone is worth the price of admission! :rofl:

[Kutjara]

3. I've milked a few farm animals in my time...

...so I can with some authority the process rarely involves a penis.

[rug]

4. I think he got that backwards.

[mainegreen]

5. Sounds like he was trying to get the goat to milk him!

:7

(Figured a post this tasteless is ok when the subject is this tasteless!)

[matcom]

6. I have been trying to "milk" Catwoman for 5 years now

never been arrested ;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Sheesh. Another yahoo in Tacoma...

I wonder if Washington has a higher than usual number of animal molestors. Or maybe we just prosecute them more.

[Monk06]

8. Normally milking is an extraction process not an injection process.

[jobycom]

9. Man trying to milk goat accused of sex with goat.

:shrug: How do we really know?