The most intelligent U.S. president ever

[Charlls]

A plane is about to crash, there are only 4 parachutes for 5 passengers.

The first passenger says:
"Im Steven Spielberg, i have to finish my greatest movie, i cannot die yet". He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger says:
"Im Hillary Clinton, ex-first lady, Senator for NY, and possible sometime i'll become president of the U.S. Im too important to die". She grabs the second parachute and jumps.

The third passenger says:
"Im George W. Bush, the most intelligent, competent U.S. president ever, America loves me, i cannot die". He grabs one of the parachutes and jumps.

In the Airplane remains only 2 persons: John Paul II and a 10-year old boy.

The Pope says: "Im old and i dont have much time left, Since im a catholic i give you the last parachute"

And the kid says: "Dont worry Pope, bring your parachute too: the most intelligent U.S. president ever just jumped out with my knapsack"

[Fenris]

1. Man, that's an old joke.

But a good one.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yeah, remember that one being told about LBJ, and Agnew,

and Nixon and Kissinger.
Still funny.

[AlFrankenFan]

3. lol i love that joke