My cat wrote me a message on my keyboard...

[Hissyspit]

This afternoon I left my laptop unguarded - on and opened -
while I went to take a shower, and a word document open on the
screen. I came home to find the following message had been
typed into the document by my cat. Here it is in full; please
decipher, and who is "jp"???:

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[AntiCoup2K08]

1. I'm a little rusty on my Cat to English conversion, but I think it's something like.....

"Duuuuuude, I'm like really baked on catnip right now, and I got the fucking munchies. Break out the Cheetos, or I'm going into the goddamned fishbowl!!"

[Critters2]

3. I was thinking "Doritos", but no, I think you're right

That should be translated "Cheetos".

[Hissyspit]

6. I don't have a fishbowl, so you have lost something in the translation.

[SeattleGirl]

2. It says, I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER?

My cat is ALWAYS typing on my computer. I sit sideways on the couch, with the laptop on my knees, and the cat laying on my thighs. When she gets up, she ALWAYS walks across the keyboard! :rofl:

[billyoc]

4. I didn't recognize the dialect at firs(southern?)

What I really want to know is,

where did you have to go to take a shower? :rofl:

[Hissyspit]

5. Yes, Southern.

[grasswire]

7. my cat deleted windows internet explorer...

...and also opened a new icon on my desktop that is labeled "rfdetac7y3e627,klfgtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr67yttttttttttttt"

[Critters2]

8. So your cat is a Firefox kind of person.

That's a good thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Gee, Marge! Sounds like you need PawSense!

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it.

PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.







http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

[Hissyspit]

16. Or I could just close the lid!

Although I do like the idea of scaring the hell out of them with that harmonica.

Did you notice the file name for the hiss sound? "Hissy Fit"

[Throwing Stones]

9. Dude, I read about this on the Internets

Please tell my your cat isn't four-footed or has a pink nose.
Please, please, let it not be true - Matthew 8:29 speaks of a four-footed, pink-nosed "pet" wreaking havoc on the world through a series of repeated keystrokes. This could be the end, the END I say! It could also be a bad USB connection, so please, please, tell us that you're using obsolete bus inputs - the history of the world depends on your peripheral input preferences.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. to be fair

that's one of the better cat-blogs I've read.

[Hissyspit]

17. Alex is very bright. I'm wondering also if she is up to no good. n/t

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. It says

no more goddamn meow mix!!! Love, Da Cat

[Hissyspit]

18. It has been a while since I've given her the wet food.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. It says

[deucemagnet]

14. I think it translates to something like this:

"My food dish seems to be empty. Shouldn't somebody do something about that? WHAT'S THAT? Is that a bird? No? Somebody should scratch my ass now. I think I'll take a nap."

[u4ic]

15. Expect a call from the NSA soon...

[Patiod]

19. Hope she's not on ebay

[begin_within]

20. Computers make good cat toys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9YNhs-RSs4

[LynneSin]

21. My cat plays music for me on my electronic keyboard

It's kinda avante garde style music