Cute Joke

[Speed8098]

President Acts God

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

[Kamika]

1. I can just see this being rewritten into a "Bush is God" freeper email

My father showed me a cute note from a local paper the other day. Apparently a little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, and touched by the little boys strong belief in God that he sent the little boy a $10.00 bill out of his own pocket.


God Bless President Bush


"UP NEXT ON SNOPES!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Wait. Presidents don't have money in their pockets.

Everything is handled for them, and their personal effects are kept in storage, and their accounts aren't used. We pay for everything. NOTHING is out of his own pockets. God, people are such tools.
Duckie