Your favorite Little Tony jokes...

[B Calm]

LITTLE TONY ON MATH

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the
father?



"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is
3x2?'"

"What's the fucking difference?" asks the
father.

"That's what I
said!"

[B Calm]

1. LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little
TONY.



"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was

pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

[Blue-Jay]

2. Here's my favorite:

[Deja Q]

3. How little is he?

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