This is the Complaints Department.

[billyskank]

If you have a complaint, you can make it here.

I may not give a shit, but you can complain anyway.

In honour of prag's thread.

[stuntcat]

1. I'm always peeved about

about there not being a peace smilie in the smilies lookup table. wtf's that about? it's bugged me ever since I came to DU x(

And I'd also like to complain about this old lady I saw this weekend talking shit about her 4-year old grandson. I might make a thread just for that, she pissed me off so bad.

[billyskank]

2. Weird. I had always assumed there was one.

But, I just checked and indeed there isn't.

[kay1864]

3. Complaint Department!

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.





/Python

[commander bunnypants]

4. Its frickin hot

fix it

CB

[billyskank]

7. I'm working on it

In ten years time oil will have got to expensive and the western world will have annihilated itself and the middle east over the last of it. But on the bright side, the subsequent precipitous decline in economic activity will sort out the global warming problem. See, there's always a silver lining. :)

[Hugin]

5. Geezuhs H. Roosevelt CHRIST!

I don't know where to start!

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BUMP MY CHAIR WHEN THEY"RE WALKING BY!!!

I mean... There's 15 or 20 feet behind me and yet when someone walks by they BUMP.MY.CHAIR!

:wtf:

[billyskank]

10. They do that to me too. Sometimes they say sorry.

I don't want them to be sorry, I just want them not to do it!

[Hugin]

14. It's totally avoidable! and ANOTHER THING!!!

Are these maroons BLIND?!?! For GAWD'S SAKE!

IT"S NOT LIKE A FRICKEN MYSTERY THAT I"M ON THE GALDARNED PHONE!

MERCY!

THEY COME STORMING IN BLABBING AWAY!!!

Do I do this to them? NO!

RESPECT! WHERE"S THE CONSARN RESPECT!!! LEMME TELL YA!

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Someone used up all the ice.

:grr:

And, I really want a tuna sandwich.

[billyskank]

8. What??!

That does it! :grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I KNOW!

Little fuckers. :mad:

[LynneSin]

11. That billyskank is such a loser

:hide:

[billyskank]

12. I'll get someone to kick the shit out of him for you.

That'll teach him.

[LynneSin]

13. Seriously - he needs to be put in his place

preferably in a small box in a dank basement

:hide:

(you know I adore you)

[skygazer]

15. This the worst complaints department I've ever seen

I want to register a complaint! :grr:

[billyskank]

16. Then I suggest you please take the matter up here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6804150