Who would win in a fight, Sauron or Voldemort?

[ironflange]

I wanted to add Cheney, but that's not fair; the two other guys are scared of him.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. Voldemort's a wussy.

Even his name sounds funny. Sauron would kick his ass without even putting his ring of power on.

[SaveElmer]

2. Voldemort...

I mean Sauron lost the first time just by getting his finger amputated...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Whaddya think happened to Voldy's NOSE?

Talk about unscheduled amputations... :rofl:

[hyphenate]

4. I think 99.99999% of us are afraid of Cheney

and Rove, perhaps not even in that order.

On the other hand, I would go ten rounds with Voldi or Sauron if it ever came to it--but I'd make sure I had plenty of wooden stakes, silver bullets, a Constitution, garlic and a few dozen crosses before I'd even agree to see Cheney anyplace.

[cynatnite]

5. Sauron's got an evil eye on fire...

[ironflange]

7. Uh, no, that's Cheney's eye

Where do you think Sauron got the idea?

[Downtown Hound]

6. Voldemort all the way

Sauron just puts his ring on and then sends people flying all over the place with his newly found supernatural strength. Voldemort would Avada Kedavra his ass before he ever even got the chance to raise his precious ring in anger at him.

[MissMarple]

8. Sauron, hands down, Cheney is a wuss compared to either of them.

Voldemort is more like Dick, more cynical opportunism, and cleverness than anything else.