You know you're gettin' old when...

[Dirty Hippie]

Your sex toys become your dog's toys.

(Sad but true)

Add your own...

[ThomCat]

1. You have those long conversations about medications

that you used to groan about.

[mikeargo]

2. Presidential Candidates are younger than you are

Happy birthday Senator Obama (46 years old today)

[yellowdogintexas]

3. and your doctor is younger than you are nt

[sarge43]

6. Your boss is younger than you

You make that weird grunting sound when you stand up or sit down.

You start to hurt in places in you didn't even know you had.

You install night lights in the hall and bathroom because you'll have to make at least one trip per night to the toilet.

You can remember the name of your kindergarten teacher, but not what you had for breakfast.

You watch a popular band or singer on tv, shake your head and mutter :wtf:

You begin to think the Geezer Stuff catalogs aren't silly after all.

You finally give in and get trifocals.

It dawns on you that the "major purchase" may be the last one you ever make.

You take it one at a day now because it well may be.

[ruiner4u]

4. you hear ace of base on muzak at work...

[fizzgig]

10. are you speaking from experience?

that would seriously freak me out

[ruiner4u]

11. Yup....yesterday...

All that she wants...



it was.......................surreal..:)

[fizzgig]

12. oh wow

:rofl:

i still love ace of base :D

[wildhorses]

5. ewww

that's grossx( :P

[Rosemary2205]

7. BBBBWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just had a visual of your dog leaving his sex toy out in the front yard and one of the neighborhood kid picking it up and taking it home to ask mommy what is it.

hee hee hee
ho ho ho
hahahaha

[Oddball]

17. Bad to the bone Rose.....

Double PUN!!!!!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

8. Every member of every pro roster is at least 10 years younger than you.

[WinkyDink]

9. You think the "Senior Discount" is cool beans!

[EFerrari]

13. You don't care very much what other people think

unless they are packing.

[likesmountains 52]

14. You click on a thread like this...!

[Oddball]

15. There's this one medication....

..I think it's called Flowmax, that causes a runny nose AND a decrease in semen. WTF?
Would you take it? What's the runny nose smell like?

Geez, I'm gettin' to that age.

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Going to dinner early to beat the rush is appealing.

:P What's next? The "Early Bird Special"? :rofl: :yoiks:

[riona]

18. When you've seen bell-bottoms come back in style several times

[Oddball]

19. What you USED to do ALL NIGHT LONG....

..Now takes ALL NIGHT to do.

[Brigid]

20. You're almost old enough to join AARP.

That will be me in less than a year. :scared:

[Breeze54]

21. When you see ads on TV about 'seniors' and they start

at the age of 50! :wtf:

:eyes:

~~~~

Some of my favorite quotes about getting old. :P

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"Old age ain't no place for sissies."
--Bette Davis

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Senility Prayer

God grant me the senility to
forget the people I never liked anyway;
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do;
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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"Do not regret growing old, it is a privilege denied many!"
-- Anonymous

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"I'd rather be over the hill than under it."
-- Anonymous

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"Get off the fargin' lawn you little bastards!"
-- Ralphie

:rofl: