Favorite "hot" sayings...It's so hot___(fill in blank)________________

[Joe Fields]

I told my 20 year old son the other day, that it was "hot enough to melt the gonads (not exactly what I said) off a brass monkey." Well, it was the first time he either heard me say it, or paid attention, but he just about fell out of the car laughing. I didn't think it was THAT funny, but there must be something to a 20 year old hearing his dad talk about brass monkey naughty bits.

Anyway, what is your favorite saying? Or better yet, make up a new one. Let's get inventive here.

[skygazer]

1. My mom used to say it was hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk

Which always seemed like an odd thing to do. :rofl:

[Joe Fields]

3. My father used to say, "hotter than the hubs of hell," which I

never really understood, as I thought that hell was centrally located, and didn't have any branch offices.

[Deep13]

2. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

[Deep13]

10. *delete*

[AllegroRondo]

4. Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum

thats a strange expression, Bruce.

[seemunkee]

5. "Hotter than a little red wagon" was my mom's favorite

[AwakeAtLast]

6. How about "Hotter than George Bush's pants"?

Well, they are always on fire! :D

[Joe Fields]

7. I was just going to ask, as in...liar, liar?

[Joe Fields]

8. Something that really happened to me....

I was hitchhiking through the Valley of Fire, in Nevada during the summer a long time back, and it was literally so hot, that the pavement was melting the rubber soles of my tennis shoes. Now THAT is hot. I got off the pavement and began walking on the ground, but that was burning my feet as well. It definitely wasn't a place to be on foot.

[Roon]

9. It's sooooooo hot.....

I turned on the furnace to cool the house.

[Deep13]

11. Hotter than Salma Hayek dancing on a waffle iron.

[Joe Fields]

12. That's HOT!

:toast:

[underpants]

14. Speaking of hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-ygPcnYuY

[underpants]

13. ..I saw a firehydrant chasing a dog

:bounce:

[Joe Fields]

16. Bwahahahaha!!!

[jus_the_facts]

15. ....I was sweating like Bill Clinton walking down the lingerie aisle at Lane Bryant...

:spray:

[Joe Fields]

18. And panting, too, I imagine....

[MrCoffee]

17. ...milk was a bad idea.

[SteppingRazor]

19. It's so hot, you can spit on the ground and watch it sizzle. n/t

[rug]

20. It's so hot I left my ass on the car seat.

[Rambis]

21. Hotter than a witches tit in a brass bra

also hotter than a well diggers arse- Coincidently it can also be used in the cold scenario. Don't ask me why it was a friend who used to use these sayings. He was :crazy: