My body down the street is for sale- $47. Any buyers?
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Sat Jul-28-07 10:32 PM
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My body down the street is for sale- $47. Any buyers?
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Sat Jul-28-07 10:52 PM
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1. we can auction the organs off
right???? thereby rockin' the profits :headbang:
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:18 PM
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6. Well, I know of at least one that nobody would want to give up... People love my big
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Sat Jul-28-07 10:53 PM
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2. What kind of shape is it in? n/t
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:17 PM
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5. Overall, good. But some organs are in better condition than others...
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Sat Jul-28-07 10:54 PM
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3. i got your money right here
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:19 PM
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8. Looks like a sigma, if not an enigma.
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:29 PM
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:47 PM
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i want to write that sometimes:rofl:
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:58 PM
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21. Yes, especially since IIRC that amount ends up being less than 2 cents.
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Sat Jul-28-07 10:59 PM
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4. How about a lease? Or rent to own? nt
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:18 PM
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7. Rent to own. And unlike other such places, my rates aren't criminal!
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:28 PM
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9. What would I use your body for?
And I mean that in the most platonic way possible. :smoke:
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:29 PM
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11. Hopefully not the meat grinder...
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:33 PM
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We'd make money, and he'd enjoy himself. :evilgrin:
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:36 PM
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14. Give him 25% of the profits and we can split the rest...
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:43 PM
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17. Everyone is a winner in this scenario!
Toad, are you on board with our plan? We're gonna make you a star, baby!
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:52 PM
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19. You bet your sweet bippy I'd be in on this deal!
I'm also older than 18, so there's no concerns about jailbait... :rofl:
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:35 PM
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13. i will offer all the salad you care to eat
and half a 12 pack of carling's black label
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:36 PM
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15. Well, at least you refrained from the omnipresent "ranch dressing" comment...
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:37 PM
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16. i do have some salad cream
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Sat Jul-28-07 11:54 PM
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20. Are you having an out-of-body posting experience right now?
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Sun Jul-29-07 06:05 AM
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Sun Jul-29-07 12:03 AM
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22. How many previous owners?
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Sun Jul-29-07 06:07 AM
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24. Unsurprisingly, very few
Wasn't owned for very long either. But that's how the world works. :D
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