Who Are the Biggest Twits On the Road

[NashVegas]

[terrya]

1. There is NO fucking excuse to own a Hummer. Pardon my language.

I'm seeing more and more of these rolling gas hogs in CHICAGO, for Christ's sake. Yep...let's send our servicemen and women overseas to get killed just so some assholes can buy a Hummer to compensate for their tiny penises.

Terry

[NashVegas]

2. You Know What's Odd

Most of the Hummers I see in the Nashville area are driven by very young women. Go figure.

[slackmaster]

6. I agree nobody needs one but if I was filthy rich I'd probably buy one

Not an H2 either.

And I'd buy a big ol' honkin' boat too.

[FreeperSlayer]

8. Hell yes!

I've never understood it either.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I saw a purple Hummer in Lincolnwood a week ago.

Sort of dispels the macho image.

[Terwilliger]

19. That's America

do you expect it to change?

[alwynsw]

24. It depends on your location and need.

A rancher in Montana can justify a Hummer. Folks in parts of the world can justify them because of weather, roads - or lack thereof - and terrain.

For urban types, the only justification is "I want it".

But then, "I want it" is good enough for me. I drive an Escalade.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. Any Wisconsinite will tell you that

Illinois drivers are the worst!

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. True that! They are horrid..

:hi:

[Skittles]

27. HEY !!! THIS FIB RESENTS THAT !!!

JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE BETTER ROADS !!!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

4. This guy's a twit....

[bubblesby2002]

5. You all should make your way to Victoria

This is the land of retirees. And most of the time when you are behind one, all you can see is a hat. No point yellin at them either, cuz they can't hear you. No point flippin them off becuz they can't see you either. I know I'll be one someday but man, on a day like today - when its raining- they can't get up past 20 mph!

[Mikimouse]

7. Any Driver from Mass....

a brief ride down the southeast expressway at any time of the day will provide ample evidence.:crazy:

[beawr]

9. Can't stand the Masshole drivers (n/t)

[NashVegas]

12. You Have No Idea

The one difference between a Mass. driver and a Tennessee driver: a MA driver will occasionally accept defeat.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

14. As a Masshole driver, I agree

There are no road rules here, which makes driving in Europe a breeze. I scared the crap out of the Parisian drivers when I was there.

We spend most of our time sitting in traffic so when we finally have an open road, watch out!

[Bertha Venation]

11. Other, no matter what they're driving: NASCAR fans.

:grr:

I swear, my next bumper sticker will read

BACK OFF -- THIS ISN'T NASCAR

[NashVegas]

13. About the Big White Trucks

This is a recent phenomena I've noticed in the Nashville area. Even more than SUV drivers, this particular vehicle seems to house a disproportionately large amount of people who believe cutting people off is not just a privilege, but a duty.

There must be a sale price for assholes.

[Robb]

15. As a Colorado pass driver....

I have to nominate the people in the little Mazdas (or similar) with the lawnmower engines who dawdle at 40 mph in the left lane as they go up the pass.

[booradleyjr]

17. little japanese cars with loud mufflers, lots of stickers and an airfoil

[KTM]

18. And Cellphone-to-the-ear drivers

If you have to use one, use an earpiece and keep your hands free. dont make outgoing calls - if you have to pull over - the buttons are too damn small and you just end up weaving all over into my lane. Better yet, shut up and drive !

Also makeup-appliers and readers... recently i was behind a woman doing her makeup while doing 65... weaving all over. And a man reading the newspaper on his steering wheel. A cop drove right by Miss Makeup and didn't even blink - they bopth should be pulled over and fined, IMHO.

Finally, passive-agreesive drivers who wont move back into the slow lane when they see me coming up behind them. I am a rear-view driver.. I seldomly, if ever, get tailgated, because if I see you coming up behind me faster than I am travelling, I move aside and let you by. I don't know why, but here in the South the old flash-of-the-lights doesn't get people to move - it just pisses them off, and they get angry at ME... but still dont move into the slow lane. (Yes, I'm only talking about highway driving - I have a 23 mile commute down the highway every day.)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

20. I picked "generic SUV drivers" because

I've never actually seen a Hummer on the road, although I have seen them parked on the street.

[Iris]

28. Not only that, but the SUV owners don't even know how offensive they are

They're just following the crowd or keeping up with the Joneses or blindly believing SUVs are "safer".

[wyldwolf]

21. Florida drivers

[RebelOne]

25. Yes, especially South Florida drivers.

After living in Georgia for 13 years and going back to to So. Florida for a visit, I found that So. Florida motorists drive too slow. I have been living in the Atlanta area and no one goes the speed limit. If they do, they tie up traffic.

[Redleg]

22. SUV or Van-driving people gabbing on the cellphone.

They are the friggin worst because they aren't paying attention and they have poor visibility due to the design of their vehicles.

[markses]

23. Assholes who put their turn signals on after they break for the turn

Hey, ASSHOLE: I don't care where you're fucking going; I need to know when to break. Dickwads.

[Skittles]

26. slow drivers

they are a f***ing menace

[Endangered Specie]

29. People who stop in the merge lane...

People who uturn without yielding
People who dont use their blinkers. Or use them <.25 seconds before turning.